Bed Geek Play:Curve

This is an odd little thing. I have said before (I think) that I am not a huge fan of g-spot toys, but every once in a while I am surprised. This is not one of those times. I used this toy only once and I knew immediately that I will never use it again.

The Play:Curve is made of a silky silicone with a really lovely metallic insert and an adorable little, leaf shaped, tail. A few other basics are that it is USB rechargeable, water proof, and has a decent battery life. After that, things get a little confusing. The website states that there are 25 different vibration settings, when there are only 12, which is described in the instruction booklet. Also, I’m still not even 5% sure how (if at all) I can charge the remote. Plus, the instructions say that you hold the power button for 3 seconds to turn it on, that is also not entirely true. You do have to hold the button for 3 seconds, but then you have to click it one more time to start the vibrations.

As for the actual vibrations, I was really disappointed. Not only do I have a hard time with g-spot toys, but I also have a HUGE problem with buzzy toys. This was both, so that’s really not good. It went in easy enough and the remote actually works when the Curve is inside me, but I couldn’t feel shit. I mean, I could feel something, and depending on the pattern or position I was in, I could definitely feel more, but still, a real let down. At some points, the buzz of the vibration completely disappeared.

In the end, this is really not the toy for me. The vibrations were awful and the instructions were really not useful in any stage of the test run. The most positive aspects of this toy are the color, the really lovely shape, and the price.


If you want to try this for yourself, you can get this product right HERE


I was sent the Bed Geek Play:Curve for free in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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