Blush – The Collection – Sweet Cream Classic Slim Vibe

The classic slim vibe from blush is actually my very first vibe like this, which is surprising to say because a lot of people’s first vibes are either the magic wand or something very similar to this. I love this toy SO much. It’s definitely staying in my collection for life! The classic slim vibe…

Golden Years

Golden years, gold whop whop whopGolden years, gold whop whop whopGolden years, gold whop whop whop Don’t let me hear you say life’s taking you nowhereAngelCome get up, my babyLook at that sky, life’s begunNights are warm and the days are youngCome get up, my baby There’s my baby, lost that’s allOnce I’m begging you…

My Shop is Open!

Happy New Year everyone!! You know all those nifty, kinky, slightly NSFW illustrations I’ve been doing? Well they now have a lovely home on Society 6. You can find my pieces on things like posters, stickers, and shirts. Eventually I want to open a separate shop, run by me, but for now, here is where…

Hot Octopuss Amo

With my experience with the last Hot Octopuss product I was a little bit hesitant, but I was pleasantly surprised. The Amo is perfectly shaped, perfectly weighted, and hits all the areas that I need it to. This is definitely an amazing toy for any newbie or experienced user alike. The Amo is made of…

These are a Few of My 2019 Favorite Things

We’re coming to the end of the year (AND THE DECADE!), so I thought it would be really fun to make a list of all of the products that I have reviewed and fallen in love with this year. I’ll post the links to the blog posts as well as any affiliate links that might…

Scatter

You’ve got them all, by the ballscausin’ waterfallsStone wallsBar brawlsCommon stalls that cause ’em all To you they crawl, body sprawlSmokin’ Pall MallsClose call, stand tall Doll, you make them feel so smallAnd they love it! The boys wanna be her (The boys)The girls wanna be her (The girls)The boys wanna be her (The boys)The…

Is This Real?

Twisted this feelingWalked out of shapeSo tired of revealingThe moves that I make And I know, yes, I knowBut is this real?And I know, yes, I knowBut is this real? Feeling inconstantCould drive me insaneFlesh to blood to boneTo love twisted And I know, yes, I knowBut is this real?And I know, yes, I knowBut…

Vampire

Six A.M., Christmas morningNo shadows, no reflections hereLying cheek to cheek in your cold embrace So soft and so tragic as a slaughterhouseYou press the knife against your heartAnd say that, “I love youSo much you must kill me now.”I love youSo much you must kill me now If I was your vampire, certain as…

Rock Candy Toys – Sugar Daddy 5.5 & Sugar Stick

The Rock Candy Toys Suga’ Daddy and Suga’ Stick are, unfortunately, nothing to write home about. These are decent toys for newbies to the sex toy world or if you’re looking for super cheap options for dildos and vibrators. I was really not impressed, save for a few small details. The Suga’ Daddy 5.5 inch,…

Budget Kink

We all want to spice up our sex life once in a while, but sometimes we just don’t have the means to get super fancy. That’s why I’m writing this post. I want you to be able to have as much fun as possible, in and out of the bedroom, with your partner(s). I know…