Fun Factory Be-One Couples Vibrator

The Be-One Couples Vibrator is a small but mighty toy. It has 2 powerful motors and it fits easily between your fingers to create an endless amount of fun. I’m also a huge fan of any toy that isn’t too complicated to use and has a super cute carrying case. The Be-One is made of…

No More Wet Spot – 50" x 60" Reversible, Waterproof Blanket

I am absolutely in love with the No More Wet Spot waterproof blanket. As most of you know, I am a squirter. I was sick and tired of having to mop up my mattress with towels and having to wash my sheets multiple times a week. The NMWS blanket has changed everything! The No More…

Zumio X

The first time I used this toy, was awkward. For some reason the battery only lasted about 10 minutes. Luckily, after a second full charge, everything sorted itself out and my experience was much more…pleasurable. Plus, any toy that makes me cum twice, no matter how difficult, is solid in my book. The Zumio X…

Ballistic Metals Baby Sid Plug 2"

The Ballistic Metals Baby Sid Plug is…intimidating to say the least. I didn’t even get the largest version and it’s huge. This toy was designed by the porn performer Baby Sid to be pleasurable for both penis having and vagina having humans. While I haven’t yet tried this toy vaginally, I am very excited to…

VeDO Izzy

The VeDO Izzy is the perfect ‘budget’ clitoral vibe. Not only is VeDo an amazing brand but their motors are the strongest I’ve seen in a budget collection. It’s also one of the first vibes I’ve had where I didn’t have to smash it against my body, so color me impressed. This might just be…

Blush Novelties – Geo C Ring

The Geo C Ring is a amazing cock ring for those who have experience using them and even those who have not. The really nice simple geometric pattern on the outside makes it a little more interesting than just your average silicone c ring. This is just a very nice option to amplify those intimate…

Fade Into You

I want to hold the hand inside youI want to take the breath that’s trueI look to you and I see nothingI look to you to see the truth You live your life, you go in shadowsYou’ll come apart and you’ll go blackSome kind of night into your darknessColors your eyes with what’s not there…

Blush Novelties – W4 – Lily

The Blush W4 is an amazing wand for people who don’t know if they like wands. It’s super simple, super discreet, and a very pretty shade of pink. This toy is a wonderful thing to add to your collection if you’re looking for a cheaper, body safe alternative to other inexpensive options. The W4 has…

Fascinating New Thing

Fascinating new thingYou delight meAnd I know you’re speaking of me Fascinating new thingGet beside meI want you to love me I’m surprised that you’ve never been told beforeThat you’re lovely and you’re perfectAnd that somebody wants you Fascinating new thingThe scene makin’Want a temporary savior Fascinating new thingDon’t betray themBy becoming familiar I’m surprised…

Blue Monday

How does it feelTo treat me like you do?When you’ve laid your hands upon meAnd told me who you are?Thought I was mistakenI thought I heard your wordsTell me, how do I feel?Tell me now, how do I feel? Those who came before meLived through their vocationsFrom the past until completionThey’ll turn away no moreAnd…