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Mimic + Plus by Clandestine Devices

The Mimic + Plus is a stunning toy. When you take off the lid of the box this thing sings (not literally, but you know, choir of angels and all that shit). The bright magenta toy was snuggled into its perfectly formed cradle covered in a protective plastic shield with a sticker that says ‘hygiene sealed’. It all makes my sex blogger heart flutter. Inside the little bottom area was the satin storage bag, the magnetic USB charge cable, and the super detailed instructions.

This thing is made of body safe silicone, is 100% waterproof, AND it has a travel lock so it doesn’t start vibrating in your bag, which is freaking amazing. There are 8 vibration patterns and 6 levels of intensity that range from a small flutter to sitting on a race car, while it’s driving. The bottom of the toy has a bright LED that dims when things get dark and dirty.

I love that it gives you a vibration guide. A lot, if not most, of the other toys I’ve seen with variable vibration patterns just sort of make you wing it (pun intended). It’s sort of nice to know what all of the patterns will do. You still need to play around with all of them to see which one you love the most, of course, but isn’t that the fun part??

Charging is…interesting. I have never had a toy that used a magnetic port before this one. The magnet on it seems a little weak. When I would connect the charger it kept falling off if I moved it ever so slightly. In the end I had to put the toy down, magnet side up, plug it in, and then not touch it at all until it was done charging. The magnetic charging toys I’ve had since never seemed to have a problem with magnet strength, so maybe the one I got was a little off.

I’m going to preface my actual experience breakdown with, I was not in a good place, mentally, the week that I tried this toy. I had been masturbating furiously, solo and with my partner, for almost 5 days, with no orgasm. We tried so many different things, from using all the toys in my toy box, to vanilla fingering, to oral, nothing was working. So by the time I actually had an orgasm with this toy, it was disappointing. Not because of the toy, but because the orgasm I did end up having was like a little bottle rocket, compared to the grand finale I usually have.

The first time I used it, it was like running a marathon. It took me over an hour, and three different positions, to find the right spot to get me to the finish line. I used it the way the toy seemed like it was meant to be used: cradled in my hand, wings facing up (when it was in position), with the smooth, rounded bump pressed against me. In this position, it had the thing I hate most about sex toys (at least for solo masturbation), precision. I am a wild masturbator. Precision does nothing for me, honestly. It’s amazing when I’m nearing my orgasm, as I tend to get a bit more focused on keeping whatever is making my toes curl, right where it is.

The next time I tried it, I flipped it over…nothing. The best way to describe what the toy looks like flipped over is it sort of looks like a bird with a really tiny beak, wings and everything. The precision on this side was even more accurate and I just ended up getting really frustrated. Also, with the wings pointed down, against my body, I couldn’t get enough pressure because the wings weren’t as flexible as I would have liked.

With a partner the Mimic + Plus is WONDERFUL! We never used it for partnered masturbation, but we did use is as a clit/vulva simulator during penetration. Having it wedged between our bodies was such an amazing feeling made everything feel amazing. Still, no luck in the big O department though. Using it like this actually made my partner last longer because the vibrations slightly numbed his penis and made everything a little less sensitive, so that was a bonus. The Mimic + Plus was definitely made for partnered use. I can see this being amazing as a grinder for 2 vulva having partners.

In the end, being in a not-so-great mental state, made the Mimic + Plus fun, but not entirely satisfying. The design and shape of the toy was not nearly as body inclusive as I would have liked, and the type of vibration that it gave off never quite worked for my solo experience. For partnered play, it was great.

I would recommend buying this toy for 2 reasons: (a) it’s stunning and crafted beautifully, and (b) partnered play was made so much better with it. If you are looking for that extra spark in the bedroom (or wherever you enjoy doing the nasty), this little thing is the answer.


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Cloud 9 Novelties Power Touch Wireless Bullet & Remote (+ C9N Water Based Lubricant)

This is the kind of toy that makes me love being a sex blogger. It’s the perfect size, shape, texture, and it does a great job of getting me off. I have used this thing almost everyday since receiving it. Mostly to try out all the fun vibration patterns, but also because holy hell does it give me powerful orgasms.

There was an incident with the first product I received. After a couple of (mildly hardcore) uses it stopped working. For some reason it wouldn’t turn on and it wouldn’t charge at all. The light was flickering whenever I plugged it in but it would never turn on. Either way, I emailed them and less than 12 hours later they had another toy in the mail on it’s way to me. I got it a few days later and this one has not had any problems so far. Their sales support team was amazing.

The Power Touch is made of super smooth, body safe silicone. It is fully waterproof so it is amazing for water play and is safe for squirters. With a full charge, play time can last up to an hour and a half, but from what I have experienced, you probably won’t last that long. Also, it is USB rechargeable, 3.25 inches long, and satisfyingly ergonomic.

The instructions recommend doing a full charge before your first use, and so do I. This thing is a bit of a battery suck, so you want to have as much fun time with it as possible. The first charge out of the box only takes about an hour which is no time at all. Some of the other toys I have received or purchased took up to 8 hours to fully charge!

When it’s charging the light on the back flashes. When it’s done it stops and stays on. The fun part is that when the toy is in use, the light does not just turn on or off. It dims and follows the vibration patterns. You can tell the strength of the vibe by how bright the LED is. It’s a really unique feature.

When you take it out of the package, it’s really weighty and smooth. I didn’t know that I needed weight in my sex toys, but I can tell you that I am never going back. The weight in this thing does half the work for me. Like I’ve said many times before, I’m a girl who loves a good clit smoosh, and the weight of the Power Touch makes that easier, so that my hand doesn’t get tired, at all!

The toy also comes with a wireless remote. It takes a standard watch battery and it is included. I haven’t found much use for the remote yet. The best thing I can foresee using it for is with a partner or for intense sessions. When you find the perfect spot but you need to change the vibration pattern, it can be a little annoying to have to fumble around for the button on the back. The remote removes the need to stop anything you’re doing and just enjoy yourself.

The Power Touch just goes and goes and goes. It starts with the basic buzz rumble of 3 intensities, then comes the fun part. After reviewing a few toys at this point, I don’t care much for the ‘special’ vibration patterns. I’m usually a lover of the old school deep buzz. This toy changed all that. I have had loads of fun or gotten off to every single vibration pattern that this thing offers. I am still shocked.

This thing is my new best friend. Those few days when I was waiting for a replacement were hell! I tried a few other toys but none of them came close to giving me the same, amazing orgasm that the Power Touch does. I highly recommend buying this toy! I will never not have a version of those toy in my toy box!!

If you wish to purchase the Power Touch go HERE!


I was sent the Cloud 9 Power Touch and Water Based Lube for free in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!


Bonus Mini Review – Cloud 9 Novelties Water Based Lube

This lube is…just ok. It says that its not greasy and doesn’t stain, but that is not entirely true. The glycerin that is in this makes the whole experience very…messy. Everything gets very slippery and not in a nice way. Also, it did stain my sheets a little bit, but it washed out fairly easy.

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CalExotics Rechargeable Massager Kit

There is a little bit of information I should share before getting started. I’d never had a wand, Magic or otherwise. My first experiences with sex toys were usually vibrator/bullet related. I grew up thinking that masturbation was silly and gross, so every time I walked into a Sharper Image and saw the ‘personal body massagers’ my first instinct was to giggle. Now, at almost 30 years old, this is my first wand (even thought its travel sized). After using this little guy I am really excited to try the ‘real thing’.

The interchangeable heads are made of body safe silicone, the body is made of phthalate free ABS plastic, and it is waterproof! The USB charging plug goes into a resealable charge hole and each 50 minute charge lasts 2.5 hours. There are 3 vibration modes ranging from ‘That’s Nice’ to ‘Hoooolyyyy Shiiiit!’. It has a flexible neck and it is 4 inches long, 1 inch wide, and the heads are anywhere from 1 to 2.25 inches.

There are 3 interchangeable heads. There is a ‘teasing nub tip’, a textured, tongue type thing, and rabbit. Each one is made of a silky smooth silicone. They are all super flexible and it is really easy to change each one. Plus, the basic, hard plastic head is also really fun to play with, so its like you are getting a bonus. There are pros and cons of each but I will tell you all about them in order of my favorites.

When I used this product, I used a water based lube for all uses, including use with the non silicone tip. That way I was safe from contamination if I decided to change heads mid sesh. Like I mentioned in my Uberlube post, if you need to use a silicone lube, always check the lube on a small spot on the toy before use, and wash it really well. If there are any changes to that spot, said toy is not compatible with that lube.

The first time I used it, I used it without any of the silicon heads. I just used the hard plastic tip, and it was really lovely. Perfect for a good ol’ clit smoosh. Got me off just fine. Something that is really nice about this little thing is that it’s not too complicated. There is only one button. You hold it down for 3 seconds to turn it on, and 3 seconds to turn it off. There aren’t any crazy vibration patterns, it simply has 3 different vibe speeds. That’s it.

I really don’t have any cons except maybe the size, which will be a pattern in this review. My biggest issue with these smaller toys is that the nice feeling bits are usually very precise. It can sometimes be difficult to keep it where I want it, especially at the higher vibration speeds, and when using a nice, slick lube. Also, the flexi head makes it a little tricky to keep pressure on spots because the more you press, the more it flexes.

The textured nub tip was really nice too. I used this one solo and with my partner. My partner had a fun time with the amount of squirming I did because of the textured bumps. Using it solo I had it positioned against my clit right on the edge of the flat side and the top. Doing it that way made the dots really focused and it was a wonderful feeling.

Again, the only negative was the size. This one didn’t have as bad of an issue as the next 2 because the silicone head made its width a bit larger than the rest. The wiggliness of the head still made it hard to find the perfect spot. I found myself concentrating too hard on the toy rather than the feeling that it gave me.

The tongue one was ok, but only once I found the spot I liked. It took me a long time to find it. It’s nice because it has 2 sides, smooth, and textured. The smooth side didn’t do much for me, but I know everyone has different tastes. I did get off, eventually, but I had to go to my tried and true ‘get off’ position of face down, ass up. This always seems to work.

The negatives are similar to above but a bit more extreme. Because the tongue flap is so bendy, it was hard to find a spot to hit that it didn’t just vibe away from being slippery from the lube. I have mentioned this before and I’ll mention it again, I love me a rumbly, extra firm, vibe. This head was neither. It was more of a flicking or buzzing sensation unless I pressed down really hard. If you have the patience, I would recommend using just the wiggly tip against your body. It’s a very light sensation, but, especially with a partner, it’s probably the best method of use.

Now, the bunny. This one will be hard to come up with positive for. I have never had a rabbit, so I did not know what to expect. What I learned was it was not my cup of tea. With a partner it was nice for foreplay and it got my clit crazy sensitive, but we had to eventually move on because I just got a bit bored. This head is definitely more of a tease toy. It’s great on the nipples and to run against the sensitive bits of your body, but I never got off with it, and I am not sure I ever will.

The major negatives about this head was that it was way too…exact. The only way it worked for me solo was really quick motions, which was hard to keep up with. It seemed like once I found a nice spot, I would jerk it a couple times then it would slip away.

In the end, would I recommend this, yes. It is great for use with a partner and fun for discreet play. Solo use is a little tricky, but I wouldn’t let that stop you because the vibration are really nice. I would definitely love to get my hands on a proper rabbit vibrator and a ‘real deal’ Magic Wand after using this. Like wands, rabbits are usually the go to for beginners, and I feel like I have missed out.

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Uberlube!

Uberlube is very, very fun! I finally got a sample from Lovers the other day I just couldn’t wait to try it. I have heard so many amazing reviews about this stuff, and they are all SPOT ON. This product is not just for sex, oh no. This is a multi purpose serum and it is magical.

Uberlube is 100% vegan, cruelty free, with no parabens, gluten, glycerin, flavors, or scents. It is made up of Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Cyclomethicone, and Tocopheryl Acetate (aka Vitamin E). An awesome bonus is that it is registered medical quality.

Uberlube’s intended uses are for sex (obviously), sport, and style. What?! Sport and style?? How do I use this for those things?? Keep reading to find out!

Uberlube is silicone based, so use with toys is tricky, but not impossible. Silicone toys can have a bad interaction with silicone based lubes and can start breaking down. You can test how your toy will react by doing a test swatch. Put the lube on a very small area of your toy, leave it for a couple minutes, then wash it off really good. After you wash it off, if your toy has any discolorations, odd textures, or is sticky, don’t use that lube with that particular toy.

This stuff is amazing. It is like the ‘Energizer Bunny’ of lubes. It keeps going, and going, and going, and going, and…well you get the picture. The consistency of this lube is wonderful. It’s not sticky at all, but it’s also not too runny (see pictures below). If we continue on the path of metaphors, one might call the it, the ‘Goldilocks’ of the lube world…*wink*

Uberlube is great for sex in any capacity. The first thing that I tried was some old school finger masturbation. Using this lube was mind blowing to say the least. I think I had the quickest, most powerful orgasm I’d had in months, if not years. The goal of Uberlube is reduce friction, not sensation. That is exactly what it did. Good Goddess this stuff is fucking brilliant. I am hoping to try it on some non silicone toys in the near future, so stay tuned!

The next thing to be tried using Uberlube was penetration, of all kinds. Whatever type of penetration you enjoy, be it fingers or penis into a vagina or butt, you will LOVE this stuff. My partner and I had the best anal sex we’d had in a while. This stuff doesn’t give up and you feel everything! It is wonderful. Like I said before, I haven’t tried this with any toys, but I’m under the assumption that use of this lube with any said toy will be extremely pleasurable. No matter what, though, always try all your lubes on your toys before use, just to be safe.

Also, for those of you that practice safe sex with condoms, first, good for you, second, this lube is condom friendly. Since this is an silicon based lube, it is perfect for use with all latex and polyisoprene condoms. The only condoms I would worry about is polyurethane, although I’m not to sure many brands use that material anymore. Side note: If you use oil based lubes, those are NOT latex friendly.

Like I mentioned in the beginning of this post, Uberlube is wonderful for more than just sex. This stuff works wonders for sports, all types of athletic activity, or just everyday wear. It is water proof, sweat proof, and it lasts for hours. Rub it on your thighs, or anywhere, for chafe protection, or for a dash of moisture with the vitamin E. The best part is that it doesn’t leave you feeling greasy and it will eventually dissolve so you’re not left with a gross residue. As a plus sized woman, this stuff is a lifesaver for my chub rub!

Now for the fun and unexpected part, using Uberlube for ‘Style’. When I read that salons, and other people, use Uberlube for their hair, I was very skeptical, until I used it. Let me tell you, this stuff is amazing! My hair is fried from years of bleaching and box dying, but with just a couple of drops, none of that mattered. My hair was left soft and frizz free. Also, since Uberlube is oil free, your hair doesn’t feel nasty or heavy.

Uberlube comes in 15ml refillable cases, which is perfect for travelling. You can also get it in 100ml and 50ml. Whatever you use it for, or wherever you need to bring it, you’ll be sure to find what you need. Plus, the glass bottle looks really nice and sleek.

If you want to buy Uberlube go to your nearest sex shop, seriously. This shit is everywhere. But, if you do your shopping online, check out these stores:

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Trusty Vibe (Blush Novelties B Yours – My First Bullet, Silver/Black)

I want to tell you about Blush Novelties B Yours – My First Bullet, Silver Power Bullet. First off, I really hate the name ‘bullet’ for anything, especially something that goes near my body. What they should call this thing is “Holy Fucking Shit Orgasm Pod”…or something.

My First Bullet is made of phthalate free ABS plastic, so it is slightly porous but it is non toxic. It has a 3 foot wire going to the battery pack, which takes 2 AAs. Having it wired, means there is more power than a one touch bullet or vibe. It is waterproof, so you can use it externally, or internally, and during water play.

The vibe has an adjustable dial that controls the speed of the vibrations, and let me tell you, this is not for sensitive people. It starts with a bang and only gets more intense. There is no ‘gentle’ setting on this beauty. It’s goal is to get you off, and oh wow does it!

The chrome vibe (egg, bullet, whatever you want to call it), is about 2 inches long and 1 inch wide. This thing is FUN. I have never not had a great time. I am a huge fan of vibes that just smash down on my clit. This does that plus some. The slick material makes it really fun to use with lube, and a really neat thing to do is to experiment with temperature. You can make the vibe hot or cold, and the sensation is WONDERFUL.

For masturbation, I love to get my grind on. I either put the vibe on a surface, pillow, etc and rub, or I’ll wedge it in my labia and wiggle my pelvis around. Something fun to do is once you have the vibe in place, take the remote and start pulsing the vibration strength by using the dial. Great stuff! Honestly, though, there aren’t many way NOT to get off with this vibe.

This baby is great for any gendered oral as well. You can use it on the base of a penis while you’re going to town, run it all around to tease it, be creative. For those with a vulva, your partner can use this internally, or just to tease your sensitive bits while they’re lickin the bean.

For use during sex, I like to hold it against my clit and run it against my partners penis during penetration. You can also use it internally, that way it also hits the head of the penis, which is really fun. It’s also great for grinding against your partner too. I imagine this would be a fun little toy to use for two vulva having partners. The great thing about this is you, or your partner, can use this on your entire body. I’m a huge fan of using it on my nipples during foreplay.

I’ve had this thing for at LEAST 3 years and it’s my second egg/bullet vibrator. I love how powerful it is. You also can’t beat the price. Cheap bullets cost around $8-$10 and nicer bullets will run you upwards of $50. I think I got this beauty for around $12. The fact that it has seen an inhumane amount of use in 3 years, and it’s still kicking, says a lot about its quality. This type of vibe will never not be in my collection of toys.

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My Two Weeks as a BBW Sex Worker

I never thought I would even consider being a sex worker. I had so many ideas of what sex workers did, looked like, felt about themselves, etc. All of my preconceived notions of sex work were 100% wrong. After completing this experiment I realized that sex work can be fun, lucrative, and an amazing self confidence booster. It’s the rest of the world that makes it out to be this dirty, immoral, thing. This is my experience as a BBW (Big Beautiful Womxn) sex worker.

Why Did I do this experiment?

The first reason why I decided to try sex work is to simply see if I could. Being a bigger woman, I was unsure of the need. I did my research and found that there are many, beautiful, full figured women in the sex worker industry. After thinking it through, and doing so much research, I decided why not, and jumped in.

I really wanted to experience what these wonderful people go through. Now I only did it for 2 weeks, so I probably didn’t get the full experience, but I loved it. No wonder people do this!! I was worried my self confidence would be shit, or I would get nothing but nasty comments, but that didn’t happen, much to my surprise.

Pros

One of the most surprising things that came from all of this was my self confidence boost. Before I started this experiment, my self confidence was growing every day, but this shot it to 11 within 48 hours. I’m still not too sure why this happened, but I loved it.

Speaking of self confidence, the sex life with my partner was reignited to the extreme. I used to hate my body. I would be so self conscious about any sort of intimacy. Now I don’t give a fuck. I love my rolls, my marks, my hair, etc. I sincerely love myself and the way I look. Making that mental change within myself made our physical relationship so much stronger.

I honestly got so many less nasty comments than I thought I would get. The nastiest comments I got were about my lack of content, not my actual content. If you’re worried about people being blatantly mean and cruel about your appearance, don’t. It didn’t happen. I’m sure the professionals get their fair share, but I feel like they love themselves too much to care about one salty perv.

The most surprising ‘pro’ is that I made a few sales! I only had a few videos but I sold 2 and had one Premium Snapchat subscriber. This was just in 2 weeks. That’s amazing! I cannot even begin to imagine what things would look like had I continued this journey. There are always people willing to buy the goods you have to give.

Cons

The major con is a pretty obvious one: you have to deal with the perverts. Most of the time the only messages I received were dick pics or dudes trying to get a free sext session out of me. The biggest surprise came about a week in, when I had started posting on Reddit. Someone actually asked me if they could jerk off to a picture of my tits. I thought that was super sweet and flattering that he would ask first.

Another pretty obvious con is that so many people will bitch at you about not giving it away for free. That’s all. Just block them if they bitch you out, but a lot of the time once they know you’re a professional they will just go on their way. I had a few ‘thank you for the offer, maybe another time’, which is super thoughtful.

This profession takes a lot of personal upkeep of home and self. I found myself spending quite a bit of time and money on shaving and home decoration. You are giving people a fantasy. You need it to be the best it can be, especially when they’re paying for it. If you’re doing free shows, fuck it, but the paid stuff should be top quality.

Sex work and adult entertainment is a very over saturated market. That’s going to a be a problem with any career moving forward though. This planet is so overpopulated so there’s going to be hundreds, if not thousands, of people doing exactly what you are doing. If you do it, do it for fun and be pleasantly surprised, or do it so well you get noticed.

The last con is more of an inconvenience than a ‘con’, but either build up a lot of content or prepare for lulls. Some days you’re not going to want to do anything (like any job) so it’s good to have some content to post when that happens. Your fans will NOTICE if you don’t post.

Apps/Websites

There are a lot of applications and websites to use in the sex worker industry. I’ve gone ahead and listed all the ones that I used. I will let you know all the uses for said apps and sites, as well as which ones to avoid and why.

CashApp Logo

I reached out to a fellow sex worker/adult entertainer and asked her what her favorite apps to use were. She immediately suggested that I use the app CashApp to accept my funds from people and direct deposit for use on websites. She said to never use PayPal because they will put a hold on your account for ‘Adult Activity’ and you’ll never get your money.

Setting up a CashApp account is pretty easy. It’s basically like PayPal with less restrictions. Plus, they will send you a personalized debit card, that has your signature etched into the front. It looks very sleek and professional.

Snapchat Logo

The first app I knew I wanted to use was Snapchat. I had seen the term ‘Premium Snapchat’ thrown around like it was confetti. I did some digging and figured out how to set it up. The basics of setting up a premium Snapchat are: make a private Snapchat account. That’s it. From there you can have people DM you for details via Instagram, Twitter, etc, or you can use a website like Fancentro (see below).

When you get your DMs asking for access to your premium Snapchat, make sure the first thing you do is give them your CashApp handle. This is a business transaction. They are paying you for your services. Once they have sent you proof that they have paid, send them your Snapchat name. Never give away anything you’re not comfortable with for free. People will take advantage of that.

Snapchat was really fun. I only ever had one subscriber, but he was really nice. Only once did he get a little testy with the ‘lack of content’ I was putting up. Although, after talking to my friend, I realized he was just greedy, because I was putting up 4-5 things per day, whereas she maybe put up one thing per day. Other than that interaction, I really enjoyed myself. I knew my snaps were only going to one person, so I could have as much fun as I wanted without feeling overwhelmed.

Fancentro Logo

Fancentro is like the manager for your premium Snapchat. There, buyers can purchase different subscription tiers, and they get to see a little bit of content before they purchase. Fancentro is like your home base for different subscription services. You can offer private Snapchat, private Instagram, you can add your Amazon Wishlist, and other fun goodies for people to spoil you with. I highly recommend using Fancentro to organize your subscription services.

Twitter Logo

A really good way to promote yourself as an ‘Adult Entertainer’ or ‘Sex Worker’ is on Twitter. There are so many people to network and collaborate with. You can post all the raunchy stuff you want and you will most likely never get shut down or banned. This is a great platform for marketing your other paid sites.

Never use Instagram to promote your sex work. You will get your account taken down faster than you can say ‘Free the Nipple’.

ManyVids Logo

ManyVids is where the money is at. Put up enough porn and inevitably someone will buy it. I had a grand total of 6 videos, and in 2 weeks I got 2 sales. That doesn’t seem like a lot, but when I was full expecting to not sell anything, two sales was winning the lottery. If you are comfortable with filming yourself doing the nasty or playing with yourself, I highly recommend doing it and putting it up on this site.

Not only was it REALLY fun, but I learned to love my body so much more after watching the videos I posted. I would find myself watching and re-watching all of my own videos. The bonus to learning to love yourself while doing this kind of work, is you really start to turn yourself on. I don’t think there was a single moment in the two weeks I was doing this that I wasn’t sopping wet.

Reddit Logo

Reddit is so important, but it’s very tricky. I got the most interaction while promoting myself on Reddit, but I also got laughed at the most for wanting people to pay for my goods. You have to be very careful that people don’t abuse your position as a sex worker. Reddit is where the true perverts live.

OnlyFans Logo

OnlyFans is only ok at the moment. OnlyFans is a newer site so there isn’t as much traffic, but I have a feeling that will soon change. Their aesthetic is much more pleasing than ManyVids and the interface is much more simple. It reminds me of when Tumblr was still cool. There’s a bio, a feed, and that’s it. It’s very simple.

The main difference between this site and ManyVids, is that it’s subscription based. You can offer monthly or lifetime subscriptions, but there isn’t more you get. All subscriptions get the same content, just longer or shorter access. If you were to choose a site, I would do either this one or ManyVids. Having both was pretty redundant. OnlyFans is also a great place to permanently put your premium snaps.

Patreon Logo

Patreon is interesting because they really support the ‘artistic’ side of adult entertainment. Honestly, if you are an erotic model, I would only use Patreon. They have the ‘lens’ which basically acts as a Snapchat and you can still post exclusive porn to paying customers. You can be so much more creative with your subscription tiers and usually the subscribers are a lot more professional.

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Overall, the cons were pretty much expected and the pros were a happy surprise. I could have never expected this outcome. I seriously thought I would come away from all of this hating myself and thinking I was so disgusting. That couldn’t be further from the truth. I loved almost every minute and I would probably do again if I had a little bit more patience.

I have a whole new respect for these wonderful people. They are so supportive of each other. If you know a sex worker, give them all your love and support. Fuck what anyone says. They are doing what they love, period. Treat them like human beings and pay for your porn!


Featured Image Credits: Atelier Victoria Catalina @hello_catalina

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GoodWipes Sensual Seduction (Rosewood, Vetiver, & Amber)

I will start things off by saying that I love where we are in this world (for the most part). The fact that packaging for women’s hygiene products can be this sassy, makes me so giddy. Pro tip to all companies out there, I will almost 100% buy your product if the packaging is bold, entertaining, and unapologetically feminist.

GoodWipes makes biodegradable, flushable, hypoallergenic wet wipes for everyone. They have wipes made specifically for genitalia that remove odors and clean away bacteria. They also have body wipes that you can use on your entire body whenever you need to freshen up. All wipes are alcohol and paraben free, while the ‘Down There Wipes’ are also PH balanced. The wipes come in resealable travel packs, resalable dispenser packs, and individually sealed single wipes.

The smell of it was just OK. I thought it would be lovely and ‘sensual’ as the name described, but it really just smells like a generic fresh wipe, maybe with a touch of richness. That being said, I definitely prefer this smell over the amalgam of chemical scents that they add to the cheap brands. I am a sucker for anything lavender scented, so I am curious about the lavender products they have available!

Wipe Texture

They feel amazing! Unlike some of the other wet wipes that are available, these ones are so soft and lush. I have never used a wipe before that hadn’t made my bits irritated. These ones didn’t do that at all. Instead of drying me out, they added some much needed moisture. After a 5 hour car ride, all I wanted to do was take a shower, but I could not, so I used one of these babies. It was great! It left me feeling fresh and clean.

All GoodWipes are biodegradable. This is so important nowadays. You hear horror stories of the supposedly flushable wipes creating ‘Fatburgs‘ and all the disgusting things that go along with them. GoodWipes are 100% biodegradable, compostable, and made of plant based materials.

I am a little upset that their website boldly separates genders. There are 2 sections, ‘Guys’ and ‘Gals’. I am not sure why that is necessary. The products are all made of the same things (mostly). The major difference that I can see is that the ‘guys’ product has the descriptor “… Mild but Manly Cedar Scent.” *eye roll*

Demonstration of Wipe Size

Overall, I would definitely recommend these products to everyone! Even though they come with a slightly heftier price tag, they leave you with so much less guilt. They are perfect for all situations, including travel, festivals, and intimate moments. It doesn’t seem like any location or even the website carries this version of this product anymore, but I am excited to try their other scents and products.

I purchased this product with my own funds. If you wish to help me purchase more products to review head to my ‘Goodies‘ page. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Good Clean Love Almost Naked Organic Lubricant (18+)

Good Clean Love Almost Naked Organic Personal Lubricant is only the third or fourth lubricant that I have tried in my life, but it is by far my favorite. It feels great, smells amazing, and tastes like candy. I will be going over my experience and some pros and (almost no) cons.

When I went to the store to look for my next lube, I had no idea what I was looking for. I thought I would just pick up some trusty AstroGlide, or something similar that I had tried in the past, but recently, my household has become more organic and natural, so when I saw the bright green tube, it definitely caught my eye. Low and behold, a clean sex product! I was thrilled. I read all the ingredients, looked up some reviews online, and threw it in my basket.

As soon as I got home, I opened it up. Now, I’m used to chemical lubes that are mostly clear, so when I squeezed some out to inspect, I was startled to see that it had a brownish hue. This is because of the organic, non-decolorized aloe. A lot of company take the color out, but Good Clean Love wants to make sure you are getting the most natural product you can.*

Color example

Besides the color, the first thing I noticed was the smell. It wasn’t too strong, but it was wonderfully sweet. I had never experienced that in a lube before (unless you count the various fake fruit flavored kinds that one usually receives as a gag gift). Me being curious I took a taste. It was amazing. Don’t judge me too hard. I knew, before eating it, that it was 100% edible, flavored with lemon and vanilla (and vegan/cruelty free…BONUS!).

After the first use, I was hooked. It felt great going on, while in use it was long lasting, and the sensitive tissue, in and around my vagina, wasn’t irritated! Whenever I would use chemical lubes, too much friction or penetration would almost cause my nether bits to start burning. That’s never a sexy feeling.

The only negative that I can give this product, is that if it’s exposed to air for too long, it has a tendency to dry out quickly. Not so fun when you’re giving your (penis having) partner and handy. Fortunately, there was a super easy fix: water. As soon as I got my hand wet, the lube was brought back to life with extra vigor. This make me believe that use in the shower will be extra fun. Also, this lube doesn’t wash off very easily with just water, so you could have loads of fun.

This was the first lube that I have ever wanted to use. Usually lube is just a necessity for toys or abnormally dry stints, but this one was going to be a staple in my everyday sex life. It made me feel like a woman down there, and an added benefit of this product is that it actually works with your body to naturally product lubrication. After one use, I noticed that I wasn’t dry as often as I was before.

I highly recommend this product! If you don’t want to buy the large amount to start, most sexual wellness shops have the sample/travel sizes available.

Pick the 4oz bottle up at SheVibe HERE, on sale for $13.99!

Get it HERE and use code PINKSPACELIME to get $10 off your first $50 order PLUS free shipping on orders over $75


I purchased this product with my own funds. If you wish to help me purchase more products to review head to my ‘Goodies’ page. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!


*I was contacted by Good Clean Love and given the right information. Before, I couldn’t find any place that explained the color, but I knew xanthan gum has a gold hue, so I originally stated that being the reason. They sent me a very nice message and explained exactly why their product is a light brown color, and I have updated this review accordingly.

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Je Joue G-Spot Bullet (Updated 6/20/19)

The Je Joue G-Spot Bullet Vibrator is a great little thing. It is made of a silk smooth silicone and is perfect for first timers. If you have never had a bullet, wand, or vibrator this is a great starter toy.

What first drew me to this product was its size. I am relatively new to the sex toy market, so I didn’t want to get anything overwhelmingly bulky. I love the beautiful packaging and the sleek look of the toy itself. It seemed simple enough, so I thought I would give it a go. I was wrong, so so wrong.

I want to preface the rest of this review with the fact that I am terrible at reading instructions. I don’t think I actually picked up the instructions for this product, so it took me a little bit to figure out.

When I took it out of the box, it was perfect. It looked very elegant cradled in my hand. It was like it was meant for me. Then came the part where I should have read the instructions; the charging. While I understood that the USB goes into the bottom and then gets plugged in to charge, I didn’t know how long to charge it, or what the little red light on the side would do once it was charged. I think I figured out that it stops blinking when it’s fully charged….?

Now, before I get started on the fun stuff, here are some of the details you should know. This little thing has a full length of 4 inches, an insertable length of 2 inches, and a circumference of 3 inches. Not very large. There are 5 different vibration speeds ranging from is this thing on, to holy fuck yes. I fancy somewhere on the higher end of the scale. It also has 7 different vibration patterns which is very exciting. The G-Spot Bullet is fully rechargeable, waterproof, and is quiet for discreet play sessions.

When I finally managed to get this thing to a usable charge, I started messing around with the speeds and the patterns. I didn’t know exactly what I would like until I started using it, so I went about my usual business. Lay back, legs open, making awkward faces at the ceiling while I find a nice spot to settle, then off we go. I don’t know if it is the shape, texture, or the complicated vibration modes that threw me off, but I never really enjoyed myself.

Now, thinking back, I know I was over thinking everything. This was going to be my first toy review, I’m definitely going to fuck this up, why didn’t I just buy the sort of stuff I’m used to, etc. All these thoughts were racing through my head, so of course I wasn’t going to fully enjoy my experience.

I did end up finding a very pleasurable position after a few times of trying. What worked for me was: face down, ass up. This is a masturbation position that I had tried, and loved, in the past, but it seemed to have slipped my mind until I was well and truly desperate. Another thing that worked was the tried and true single buzz pattern on almost the highest speed. That one was nice with the outer, curved portion of the tip against my clit.

Overall, I was not the biggest fan of this product, but what doesn’t work for me may work for you, and vice versa. Like I said in the beginning, it is a great starter vibe. There are so many different speeds and settings to play with, so try it out, and find the one you enjoy the most. This a great toy for any on the go person, and it is silent enough to get you off in a pinch.

I really want to test different products from this company. They seem to have a wide variety of simple and modern pieces, sure to fit any persons desires. If you end up giving this piece a try, let me know how you like it!

Get it HERE and use code PINKSPACELIME to get $10 off your first $50 order PLUS free shipping on orders over $75

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I purchased this product with my own funds. If you wish to help me purchase more products to review head to my ‘Affiliates‘ page. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!