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Sportsheets Saffron Vegan Leather Thigh Strap

The Sportsheets Saffron Vegan Leather Thigh Strap is ALMOST perfect and it has definitely earned a spot in my permanent collection. This product makes sex so much more comfortable for both partners, especially ones with pain issues. The size of it is super inclusive too, which, if you’ve read ANY of my past blogs, you’ll know that’s super important to me.

The Saffron Thigh Sling is made out of polyurethane PU leather, so as the name suggests, it is a great vegan option for us plant powered kinksters. It has a padded neck rest with handy loops for extra kinky fun with restraints. The thigh straps are also super comfy and padded. The size of them allowed me to put them all the way up at the largest part of my thighs with no issue, so even us thick thighed folx can have loads of comfortable fun. Plus, the straps are super adjustable!

I had SO much fun with this thing. Not only did it allow my to keep my legs up in otherwise painful positions, but it also allowed my partner to have more control of his own body, without having to worry about mine, thus resulting in more satisfying penetration. Unfortunately, there is one itty bitty flaw with this product. If you are a larger person, beware of using the straps for super rough sex while the straps are higher up your thighs. This did result in a bit of chafing of my nipples and some catching on my piercings from the straps.

Overall, I would DEFINITELY recommend this product to everyone. You can use it in so many fun ways. It helps people of all body types with lovely penetrative positions and makes any kinky play, much more interesting with the addition of the cuff loops on the neck pillow. Plus, imagine oral with this thing! Just prop your legs up in the sling and relax as your partner goes to town.


You can get the Sportsheets Saffron Thigh Sling right HERE 


I was sent the Saffron Thigh Sling for free by Naughty Betty’s in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Reece and Rose Bat Man Cock Ring

Holy tickling ears, Batman! This is a really fun toy. It’s fun to look at and it’s fun to play with. It makes pretty colors and turns any dick into the ‘Dark Knight’. This toy will be the pièce de résistance to your night of kinky role play.

The Bat Man Cock Ring is made from super smooth and stretchy silicone. There is an ABS plastic panel that has an indicator light, which is great for know what vibration you like. Instead of saying ‘the 3rd one’, you can simply say ‘the purple one’, or whichever color is to your liking. Speaking of vibrations, there are 10 vibration modes ranging from low and slow, to bucking bronco. This thing packs a hell of a punch.

It comes with a little, battery operated, remote for easy of play and experimenting, but the ring itself is rechargeable. It uses a USB pin so that makes it waterproof. While it’s not submersible, you can definitely take this guy into the shower or out into an extreme rain storm if that’s your jam.

Putting on the ring was easy enough. With some pre-penetration, the natural body lubrication can work just fine, but if you need a little help, just use your favorite water based lube. It’s super stretchy, as I mentioned before, so it’s great for the cock ring beginners. The remote works really well too. The response time and distance was actually quite impressive.

Unfortunately we ran into an issue when using it. My partner got flaccid IMMEDIATELY upon starting the vibrations. This has been a very strange occurrence throughout our relationship. For most penis having humans, vibrations make the orgasm quicker. For my penis having human, it makes him last SO much longer. Sometimes even makes him unable to start at all. The vibrations simply desensitize him. It’s very frustrating. Regular cock rings don’t have this effect at all.

Even though my partner CANNOT use a vibrating cock ring, it’s alright, that’s what dildos are for. On a dildo, this cock ring was great. I was able to play around with it’s location on the shaft of the dildo and figure out what works best for me. With this particular toy, it works best about halfway up the shaft, so that I got the most vibrations in the tip, against my g-spot, and I was able to get a good grind against my clit.

The only negative thing that I can give this toy is the vibration. It is VERY buzzy. It is definitely a vibration that works best with a light application versus a pressure. That, for me, just doesn’t work, but for those of you who like a good buzz, this is perfect.

While the Bat Man Cock Ring probably doesn’t go in my collection of favorite toys, I can say one thing for damn sure, BRAVO Reece and Rose! The fact that 3 out of 4 toys in your collection were knockouts is so impressive. I am so excited to try your future goodies!


You can get this product right HERE and use the code PNKSPCLM20 to get 20% off your order!


I was sent the Reece and Rose Bat Man Cock Ring for free in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Blush Novelties – Luxe – Bling Plugs Training Kit – Black With White Gems

I was 100% going to post a different blog today, but I could not stop thinking about how amazing these are. I don’t know if it’s just the fact that I’ve never tried butt plugs before or what, but I am obsessed. Solo play was phenomenal, so I wanted to wait to write a full review until I had used them for both solo and partnered play. Fast forward a few hours later, I couldn’t wait any longer, and we had a LOT of fun. My partner had no idea what he was in for when fell for me. *evil smirk*

The first thing that I will say is that these are so fucking cute. These (and the ones with the tail) are the ones I was desperate to try, simply for the fun I have looking at them, and Blush Novelties was kind enough to send them to me, plus some other goodies. They had other colors, but just like a cheese pizza at a pizza shop, you have to try the basics before you get fancy. I’m also a sucker for anything black and silver!

This is a really great kit for beginners to anal play. I am not a beginner, but I am definitely not an expert by any means. The 3 sizes are perfect for training your body and figuring out what you enjoy (the most important part!). They are made of a super smooth satin silicone, with no phthalates, fragrance, paraffin, or latex. The flared, heart shaped, base makes them fit securely against your body so you can have the best possible experience. Use them with any water based lube for a grand ol’ time!

I felt like freaking Goldilocks trying these. The small one was too small, the large one was too large, and the medium one was JUST right. Having dabbled in anal play before, my bum was used to foreign objects. I had to make sure the size was big enough for me to actually feel, but not too big to irritate the sensitive area around the anus. I’ve had some issues in the past, and I didn’t quite feel like reliving those particular memories.

Putting the plug in by myself was surprisingly easy. I thought I would have a lot more hesitation, but that ended up not being the case. The small, rounded tip eased me into it (or it into me), and the gradual build up of size felt wonderful. There was a little bit of an issue with the heart shaped base though. When you’re not used to it, and something happens to where the plug rotates inside you, the pointy end of the heart is a very uncomfortable thing to have poking into you. Add to the fact that basically my entire butt was lubed up (you can never use too much lube for anal), I was slipping and sliding in a panic to try and alleviate the situation. Very unpleasant.

The small plug has an insertable length of 2.6 inches, a circumference of 3 inches, and a width of 1 inch.

The medium plug has an insertable length of 2.8 inches, a circumference of 3.25 inches, and a width of 1.4 inches.

The large plug has an insertable length of 3.2 inches, a circumference of 3.75 inches, and a width of 1.75 inches.

Now to the good part…

I need to write this now while I’m still in the afterglow of what just fucking happened. I have never had a butt plug before, like I said. I have tried anal with small, thin toys, and I’ve done anal with my partners penis, but never have I had a toy that was specifically made for anal pleasure. And pleasure these do.

I just had the most intense edging session of my life with the medium plug and my Power Touch. The pressure, the fullness, it drove me wild. By the time I came I was panting hard, my whole body was sweaty, and afterwards, I couldn’t move for a solid 60 seconds. That never happens from just the run of the mill masturbation. I am still in shock.

The second time around was with my partner. Being the second use of the medium plug in a day, admittedly I was a bit sore, but nothing could stop me at this point. I lubed it up and stuck it in. During penetration, it felt BETTER! I couldn’t believe it, and neither could he. After we were done, he was just as shocked as I was. According to him, the plug was pressing against the top of his penis (we were fucking doggy style), and making him hit places inside me that he didn’t know existed.

Don’t roll your eyes too much. Before a year ago, we were a very vanilla couple. Leave it up to a near death experience to bring out your inner sex freak.

And now if you’ll excuse me, I need to rest my bum for a couple days…


You can get this beautiful product right HERE and HERE. Both shops are so amazing. Check them out!


I was sent the Luxe Bling Plugs Training Kit for free in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Cloud 9 Novelties Power Touch Wireless Bullet & Remote (+ C9N Water Based Lubricant)

This is the kind of toy that makes me love being a sex blogger. It’s the perfect size, shape, texture, and it does a great job of getting me off. I have used this thing almost everyday since receiving it. Mostly to try out all the fun vibration patterns, but also because holy hell does it give me powerful orgasms.

There was an incident with the first product I received. After a couple of (mildly hardcore) uses it stopped working. For some reason it wouldn’t turn on and it wouldn’t charge at all. The light was flickering whenever I plugged it in but it would never turn on. Either way, I emailed them and less than 12 hours later they had another toy in the mail on it’s way to me. I got it a few days later and this one has not had any problems so far. Their sales support team was amazing.

The Power Touch is made of super smooth, body safe silicone. It is fully waterproof so it is amazing for water play and is safe for squirters. With a full charge, play time can last up to an hour and a half, but from what I have experienced, you probably won’t last that long. Also, it is USB rechargeable, 3.25 inches long, and satisfyingly ergonomic.

The instructions recommend doing a full charge before your first use, and so do I. This thing is a bit of a battery suck, so you want to have as much fun time with it as possible. The first charge out of the box only takes about an hour which is no time at all. Some of the other toys I have received or purchased took up to 8 hours to fully charge!

When it’s charging the light on the back flashes. When it’s done it stops and stays on. The fun part is that when the toy is in use, the light does not just turn on or off. It dims and follows the vibration patterns. You can tell the strength of the vibe by how bright the LED is. It’s a really unique feature.

When you take it out of the package, it’s really weighty and smooth. I didn’t know that I needed weight in my sex toys, but I can tell you that I am never going back. The weight in this thing does half the work for me. Like I’ve said many times before, I’m a girl who loves a good clit smoosh, and the weight of the Power Touch makes that easier, so that my hand doesn’t get tired, at all!

The toy also comes with a wireless remote. It takes a standard watch battery and it is included. I haven’t found much use for the remote yet. The best thing I can foresee using it for is with a partner or for intense sessions. When you find the perfect spot but you need to change the vibration pattern, it can be a little annoying to have to fumble around for the button on the back. The remote removes the need to stop anything you’re doing and just enjoy yourself.

The Power Touch just goes and goes and goes. It starts with the basic buzz rumble of 3 intensities, then comes the fun part. After reviewing a few toys at this point, I don’t care much for the ‘special’ vibration patterns. I’m usually a lover of the old school deep buzz. This toy changed all that. I have had loads of fun or gotten off to every single vibration pattern that this thing offers. I am still shocked.

This thing is my new best friend. Those few days when I was waiting for a replacement were hell! I tried a few other toys but none of them came close to giving me the same, amazing orgasm that the Power Touch does. I highly recommend buying this toy! I will never not have a version of those toy in my toy box!!

If you wish to purchase the Power Touch go HERE!


I was sent the Cloud 9 Power Touch and Water Based Lube for free in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!


Bonus Mini Review – Cloud 9 Novelties Water Based Lube

This lube is…just ok. It says that its not greasy and doesn’t stain, but that is not entirely true. The glycerin that is in this makes the whole experience very…messy. Everything gets very slippery and not in a nice way. Also, it did stain my sheets a little bit, but it washed out fairly easy.

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GoodWipes Sensual Seduction (Rosewood, Vetiver, & Amber)

I will start things off by saying that I love where we are in this world (for the most part). The fact that packaging for women’s hygiene products can be this sassy, makes me so giddy. Pro tip to all companies out there, I will almost 100% buy your product if the packaging is bold, entertaining, and unapologetically feminist.

GoodWipes makes biodegradable, flushable, hypoallergenic wet wipes for everyone. They have wipes made specifically for genitalia that remove odors and clean away bacteria. They also have body wipes that you can use on your entire body whenever you need to freshen up. All wipes are alcohol and paraben free, while the ‘Down There Wipes’ are also PH balanced. The wipes come in resealable travel packs, resalable dispenser packs, and individually sealed single wipes.

The smell of it was just OK. I thought it would be lovely and ‘sensual’ as the name described, but it really just smells like a generic fresh wipe, maybe with a touch of richness. That being said, I definitely prefer this smell over the amalgam of chemical scents that they add to the cheap brands. I am a sucker for anything lavender scented, so I am curious about the lavender products they have available!

Wipe Texture

They feel amazing! Unlike some of the other wet wipes that are available, these ones are so soft and lush. I have never used a wipe before that hadn’t made my bits irritated. These ones didn’t do that at all. Instead of drying me out, they added some much needed moisture. After a 5 hour car ride, all I wanted to do was take a shower, but I could not, so I used one of these babies. It was great! It left me feeling fresh and clean.

All GoodWipes are biodegradable. This is so important nowadays. You hear horror stories of the supposedly flushable wipes creating ‘Fatburgs‘ and all the disgusting things that go along with them. GoodWipes are 100% biodegradable, compostable, and made of plant based materials.

I am a little upset that their website boldly separates genders. There are 2 sections, ‘Guys’ and ‘Gals’. I am not sure why that is necessary. The products are all made of the same things (mostly). The major difference that I can see is that the ‘guys’ product has the descriptor “… Mild but Manly Cedar Scent.” *eye roll*

Demonstration of Wipe Size

Overall, I would definitely recommend these products to everyone! Even though they come with a slightly heftier price tag, they leave you with so much less guilt. They are perfect for all situations, including travel, festivals, and intimate moments. It doesn’t seem like any location or even the website carries this version of this product anymore, but I am excited to try their other scents and products.

I purchased this product with my own funds. If you wish to help me purchase more products to review head to my ‘Goodies‘ page. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!