Satisfyer Pro Penguin

This was my first experience with an air pulse toy and I have to admit that I really enjoyed myself. I am extremely excited to try more! I originally bought this cutie because, well, look at it! It’s fucking adorable. It has a goddamn bow tie, how could I not buy it?! I was a…

Mimic + Plus by Clandestine Devices

The Mimic + Plus is a stunning toy. When you take off the lid of the box this thing sings (not literally, but you know, choir of angels and all that shit). The bright magenta toy was snuggled into its perfectly formed cradle covered in a protective plastic shield with a sticker that says ‘hygiene…