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The Butters Hygienics – Soothing Cocoa Butter Body Lotion w/ Lavender and Tea Tree Oil

I have been trying to branch out into other type of product reviews while still sticking to my original theme of body positivity, self love, and body safe products. The Butters reached out to me again and asked if I wanted to review another item, so I jumped at the chance to do some branching. As you can tell from 99% of my site, I don’t review very many ‘vanilla’ products, but here we go!

The item that I ended up choosing was the ‘Soothing Cocoa Butter Body Lotion‘. I know that a lot of you need to have other ways of pampering your body besides masturbation, so I thought, why not feel, and smell, like a million bucks?! Plus with the lavender and tea tree oils, you’ll definitely be relaxed.

The Soothing Body lotion has a base of cocoa butter, with additional added (natural and vegan) ingredients such as vitamin C and E, olive and grape seed oils, aloe, plus good ol’ coconut oil. This combination of oils plus the added ‘soothing’ power of lavender and tea tree oils makes for a wonderful experience.

Upon ordering this particular product from The Butters store, I was warned that I would most likely have to spend a little bit of time warming up the bottle with my body heat before it was going to be easily squeezable. When you use thicker creams and oils such as cocoa butter and coconut oil, they do tend to be a bit temperamental based on temperature, but this turned out not to be an issue. When I received the bottle, I was immediately able to squeeze the stuff out and use it with no problems.

Upon first squeeze I was a bit worried, simple based on consistency, but this turned out to be so far from my mind once I rubbed the golden goodness around in my palm. What starts out as a pretty awkward pile of congealed lotion, quickly turns into a luxurious, creamy, fragrant, and spreadable lotion.

Personally, I used this lotion mostly for tummy and elbow hybration, but I also tested it on other problem areas of my body. After shaving I used it as a soothing balm and my skin felt incredible. Plus I did notice I had much fewer ingrown hairs than I usually do. Not sure if this was because of this lotion specifically, or if I just need to start lotioning after shaving, but either way, I was thrilled.

The bottle states that this product is great for everything from itchy/dry skin, to bug bites, and I believe it! I have extremely dry elbows and after using this product for a few days, they were back to normal. Plus the design of the bottle with the nifty little loop at the top and the thinness allows it to be taken on any type of adventure, whether you’re running to the store or hiking through the woods.

I would sincerely recommend this product from The Butters. So far I’ve tried this plus the PMS Rescue and I have yet to be really disappointed. Being a small business that makes all their products by hand, you know you’ll be getting quality and, as the labels state, love with each order.


I was sent the Soothing Cocoa Butter Body Lotion for free by The Butters Hygienics in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Spareparts Hardware Joque Harness (Black) XS-5X + Wet For Her Strap-On Dildo Five (Pink)

Wet for Her was kind enough to send me the Joque Harness (size B) by Spareparts Hardware and the Dildo Five by them. This is the first strap-on set that I have ever had and I LOVE them. This combo is perfect for beginners and experts. I couldn’t have asked for a better starter set.

Strap-On Dildo Five

The dildo is pretty amazing for a non gendered insertable toy. It’s made of a velvety smooth, body safe silicone and the firmness of it is on the softer end of firm, so it definitely has some flexibility, but not enough to ruin the moment by having it flop all over the place. The dimensions of the Medium are 5.1 inches by 1.38 inches. Plus it’s got a slight curve upwards, so it’s great for hitting all the spots.

I was a bit put off by the lack of suction cup, but I very quickly learned that it was absolutely unnecessary. The base is extremely wide and firm, so in a solo play session, I was able to thrust it into myself with a quickness without loosing momentum. A lot of suction cup dildos’ bases are usually too flimsy to keep grip, so it’s fairly easy to lose momentum.

I also noticed that, even though the base is rather thick, the vibration transference is wonderful! Putting a wand or simple vibrator at the base allows you to transform this fairly basic dildo into a delightfully rumbly toy.

Joque Harness

The Joque Harness is WONDERFUL! It’s really comfortable and super easy to use. The size B version that I received fits waist sizes 35-65 inches. There is also a size A version that fits 20-50 inches. The fact that all sized bodies can enjoy this harness makes my heart flutter.

The straps that go around your thighs are slightly stretchy and there is a sliding adjustment thing, so no matter how big your thighs are, you’ll be able to fit through these holes. The waist portion is the only place that get slightly tricky. It’s tightened by Velcro so you have to bunch up the section until it’s tight then you have to secure it before repeating on the other side.

Placing a toy inside the o-ring is super easy. All you do is unfold the flaps that rest against the body and shove the toy through the hole. Unfortunately, the o-ring is not all that flexible and it is not interchangeable. It only fits dildos up to 2 inches wide, so if you’re looking to use a monster dong on someone, you’re gonna have to find an alternative.


Overall, the quality and comfort of both of these products is spot on. They’re usable for all body types and allow for hours of fun. You can use the Dildo Five by yourself or with a partner super easily, and you can wear the harness proudly, knowing that you’ll have complete control of the toy you’re using.


You can get the Wet For Her Dildo Five HERE and you can get the Joque Harness HERE!


I was sent the Joque Harness by Spareparts Hardware and the Dildo Five for free by Wet for Her in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Sportsheets Saffron Vegan Leather Thigh Strap

The Sportsheets Saffron Vegan Leather Thigh Strap is ALMOST perfect and it has definitely earned a spot in my permanent collection. This product makes sex so much more comfortable for both partners, especially ones with pain issues. The size of it is super inclusive too, which, if you’ve read ANY of my past blogs, you’ll know that’s super important to me.

The Saffron Thigh Sling is made out of polyurethane PU leather, so as the name suggests, it is a great vegan option for us plant powered kinksters. It has a padded neck rest with handy loops for extra kinky fun with restraints. The thigh straps are also super comfy and padded. The size of them allowed me to put them all the way up at the largest part of my thighs with no issue, so even us thick thighed folx can have loads of comfortable fun. Plus, the straps are super adjustable!

I had SO much fun with this thing. Not only did it allow my to keep my legs up in otherwise painful positions, but it also allowed my partner to have more control of his own body, without having to worry about mine, thus resulting in more satisfying penetration. Unfortunately, there is one itty bitty flaw with this product. If you are a larger person, beware of using the straps for super rough sex while the straps are higher up your thighs. This did result in a bit of chafing of my nipples and some catching on my piercings from the straps.

Overall, I would DEFINITELY recommend this product to everyone. You can use it in so many fun ways. It helps people of all body types with lovely penetrative positions and makes any kinky play, much more interesting with the addition of the cuff loops on the neck pillow. Plus, imagine oral with this thing! Just prop your legs up in the sling and relax as your partner goes to town.


You can get the Sportsheets Saffron Thigh Sling right HERE 


I was sent the Saffron Thigh Sling for free by Naughty Betty’s in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Hot Octopuss DiGit

The Hot Octopuss DiGit is such a cool and sleek little toy. It’s super simple to figure out and even easier to use! I have to admit, I was skeptical at first because Hot Octopuss has a lot of complex toys, I wasn’t sure they could do ‘simple’, but this one surprised me. This toy is great for solo and partnered play and is discreet enough to be taken anywhere.

The DiGit is 100% waterproof and it is made out of body safe silicone. It has 5 speeds and 5 vibration modes, so it has something for everyone. It has a USB cable for charging and it takes about 2 hours to fully charge. I admit, that is a bit of a long charge time when the run time of this thing is only about 40 minutes, but 40 minutes should be long enough for a lot of people.

The plastic finger rings make this toy act as an extension of your body. You simply slip it on your fingers and do what you know. Its basically a long, vibrating finger, with some very sleek curves. This is what makes this toy such an amazing beginner vibe. If you’ve never had a vibrator before, or you’re looking to go back to basics, this is a great option for you. Plus, it’s VERY quiet, so you can use it in even the most busy settings!

In using the DiGit, I noticed that this is a rumbly toy rather than a buzz, and, unfortunately, its 5 speeds never get that strong. I used this toy 3 times, twice alone and once with my partner, and it never gave me an orgasm. Maybe I’m too spoiled by all the super complex toys out there, or maybe I haven’t masturbated with my fingers in such a long time that I just forgot how I like it. Either way this thing just never did it for me.

This toy could have a multitude of uses. For partnered play it was wonderful. It allowed my partner to play with me more easily when we were in awkward positions and finger usage was limited. Also, because of its quiet motor, I could see this toy being very fun to use in public.

Now, even though my own experience with this toy wasn’t so great, it doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t try it. Even though it didn’t get me off, I still enjoyed every minute of using it, and it was wonderful for foreplay. It just never pushed me over the edge. The DiGit is small, sleek, and simple. I will definitely still be experimenting with it and finding fun ways to use it.


You can get this product right HERE


I was sent the Hot Octopuss DiGit for free in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Blush Novelties – Rose – Lipstick Vibe

I am the queen of kitsch, so when I had the opportunity to try a vibrator that looks like lipstick, I was SOLD. This little beauty is like the ‘basic bitch’ of the vibrator world. There’s nothing fancy about it (but it’s SUPER pretty!) and it only has one speed…strong. This is a “I need to get off now!” toy.

The Rose Lipstick Vibe is 4 inches when fully extended with a 1 inch insertable length. It is made out of phthalate free, silky smooth, ABS plastic and takes a single AAA battery. There are 2 different colors if you want to be as accurate as possible. There is this one, which is a dusty pink color, and there is a bright red.

Unfortunately, there are not too many positives about this toy. The smooth plastic is nice, but it’s pretty lackluster. It’s hard and it vibrates, that’s pretty much the extent of it. It looks super realistic, so if you’re worried about discretion while traveling or if you know someone will be snooping inside your bags, this is definitely a product to consider. The vibe speed and strength is super powerful, so it’s great for a solo quickie.

This toy is that it’s not quiet at all. The fact that it is built to be super discreet looking makes me a little upset that this toy cannot be used in any public setting. Yeah, you can bring it to work without anyone knowing it’s a vibrator, but the second you head into that bathroom stall and turn it on, there’s no questioning what you’re up to. When I used it I had a fan on high (because summer), and I could still hear this thing over it.

This vibe is also not waterproof which is a little bit tricky when you’re trying to figure out how to clean it. This thing is barely even splash proof. I have a huge thing with germs (as should anyone in the sex community), so not being able to wash this whole toy bothers me. Also, the lipstick vibe part sits in the center of a plastic tube, but not securely, so anything that wants to get down in there, can. Yuck.

Being a BBW, this toy also let me down in that regard. Since the actual vibe/insertable portion is only an inch long, I had a hard time navigating past my labia without the plastic tubing pinching me in some way. It was not a very fun experience. To be able to use it finally, I had to sit up against the arm of my couch with one had spreading my bits just so I could use the other hand to get it down there. Not attractive and very uncomfortable.

I hate that this is my first real negative review. I really wanted to love this, I’m just not sure this toy was built with anything but strength and cuteness in mind. If you are looking for a toy that you can bring with you to use on trips or even work, this might be for you. Honestly, there are much better options in terms of discretion and power. If you’re desperate to get off and have some place private to do the deed (and aren’t a plus sized beauty), this will definitely be your best friend.


You can get this product right HERE 


I was sent the Rose Lipstick Vibe for free in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!