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Tantus Cisco (Punk Rock Pink)

I need to preface this with, I am not a size queen. Especially not vaginally. I can get there anally, but it definitely takes a bit. So, when I received the Tantus Cisco from SheVibe, I was shook. I know I know, look at the description and the details of the product before requesting it, which I did, but 11.25 inches in my mind is MUCH smaller than what showed up at my door.

The Cisco is made of an ultra soft premium silicone. It is 100% body safe. Since it is such high quality, you can safely clean it in the dishwasher and by boiling it. The total length of it is 11.25 inches, 10.5 of that is insertable, and it has a width of 2.25 inches at the widest points. It’s definitely not a small toy!

In all honesty, I don’t have very much to say about it. It’s a wonderful toy. The color is vibrant, the texture and firmness of the silicone is so luxurious, and it’s really fun to play with. You can use it anally and/or vaginally and you’ll have a great time.

With the exception of the wiggliness of the toy (which really makes me giggle), I’d have to say my favorite thing about the Cisco is the ridges. Vaginally, the ridges make for an amazing sensation, both at the vaginal opening and against the g-spot. I was only able to get this big boy inside me to right before the 4th ring, but it was SO much fun. It’s even more fun playing with the size and ridges anally. It’s not a beginner anal toy, but it’s definitely something to work towards because it’s amazing!

I think the only negative thing I could even see, for me personally, was the lack of suction cup. I honestly would applaud any suction cup design that could hold up thing thing though. I would say it weighs at least 1.5 pounds!

If you’re looking for a extremely well made, beautiful, intimidating dildo, the Tantus Cisco is for you. If you’re not a fan of the pink, it also comes in lime green and black. Either way, I would highly recommend adding this to your collection, even if it is just to look at it, make it wiggle, or throw it at your enemies.


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I was sent the Cisco for free by SheVibe in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Vibease Ruby

The Vibease Ruby is, interesting. There are many toys that have this similar ‘tickler’ design, but the Ruby had been fully designed beautifully. It’s a gorgeous piece to look at, but that’s about where the praise stops.

The Ruby is made of a silky smooth silicone. The main body of the toy is firmer while the 2 silicone ear pieces are more flexible and squishy. The base of the toy is chiseled to be similar to that of a gem, or ruby (hence the name), which makes the whole toy easy to hold onto.

While in use, the ears are actually quite disappointing. Yes they flutter and buzz as expected, but for something that goes against the delicate skin of the labia, they aren’t as soft as they should be. The tips are very nice as pinpoint stimulation against the clitoris and the nipples, but accidentally press too hard, or slip a bit, and you’ll find yourself getting jabbed in a not so pleasant manner.

You charge it via USB jack plug, which is located on the side of the toy, and the base flashes when charging. It takes about an hour to charge, but on a full charge, you can use it for up to 3 hours! From an outsiders perspective, that may seem amazing, but as soon as you turn it on and feel the hand numbing buzz, you can immediately tell why the battery life is so long.

For a toy that’s almost $70, I’d definitely expect a better motor. The motor within this toy is similar to your run of the mill bullet, which is much cheaper, and will give you the same results. You could even spend about $10 and get something like the Tango, which has an incredible motor, and won’t make your clit numb. However, the motor in the Ruby does make the pinpoint stimulation quite nice. I wouldn’t scoff at someone using this toy on me for some serious foreplay.

The various patterns are actually pretty nice. If the toy had a better motor, I would definitely say that these are some of my favorite vibration patterns I’ve experienced. There are a grand total of 7 options, 3 of which are just different intensities. You to cycle through them by pressing the very small, and difficult to feel, power button (shown in the first image).

Some of the things that you can do with this toy, besides using the quivering ears, is using it just like a regular ol’ bullet. If you turn it on it’s side, with the ears pressed together against your body, you can use the end of the base (where the motor is).

While this toy isn’t something I would recommend for someone who enjoys rumble vibes, I would have to say that it is quite versatile. Unfortunately, the motor quality does not line up with the price point of a toy like this, but it’s still a good option for a body safe, rechargeable, beautifully designed, toy.


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Satisfyer Pro Penguin

This was my first experience with an air pulse toy and I have to admit that I really enjoyed myself. I am extremely excited to try more! I originally bought this cutie because, well, look at it! It’s fucking adorable. It has a goddamn bow tie, how could I not buy it?! I was a little hesitant because of the size. When I played with the demo in the store I was worried that the vacuum tunnel that goes on my clit would be too small, or maybe the pulses would be too much. None of that turned out to be the case.

The Satisfyer Penguin Pro is made of body safe ABS plastic, and the tube that goes on the clitoris is made of silicone. The whole toy is only 4.3 inches, so it’s a small baby. It has a magnetic charger that attaches to the bottom and it stays on really well. The tummy is where you’ll find the on/off buttons. It’s a little backwards because you have to press the bottom of the button to turn it up, which is usually the opposite. You’ll get used to that really quick though. Since purchasing this toy, I’ve had the opportunity to try a lot of other air pulse products and I’ve noticed that some are very loud. This one doesn’t really have that problem…until it gets wet. Then it’s like a fucking EDM club on your clit. So many ‘wub wubs’.

It felt so good…too good. It was my mission with this toy to actually have an orgasm, no matter how long it took. Every time I got close and my clit would swell, suddenly it became too much, almost every time. Everything down there became super ticklish and I literally started giggling every time. It wasn’t a bad ticklish though. I was having a lot of fun and I was easily able to get back into it.

When I finally came…HOLY SHIT it was powerful. Even so, this orgasm was much different than usual. Whenever I’m using a toy and I cum, I immediately need to chuck whatever toy I’m using across the room because I get SO sensitive. Not this time. I was able to ride it out. I was amazed at the feeling. When I was done and cleaning myself up, I noticed that because it’s an air pulse, my fluids/lube was all bubbly. This whole experience with this toy was SO MUCH FUN.

Something I learned after a little while of owning this was what the air pulse actually does to the body. Sometimes, someone who has a clit will get less sensitive due to things like chemo and child birth. Using an air pulse toy can possibly reverse that! The pulses bring all the blood and nerves to the end of the clit and actually restimulate them. Now, everyone is different, but I thought that was super incredible to learn!

I definitely recommend this little cutie for anyone who is new to toys. This product isn’t intimidating at all and it’s very simple to use. Plus, the orgasms you’ll get are TOTALLY worth it!


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Reece and Rose Mini Massage Wand

Ya girl got her first wand! I am in LOVE with this thing. The color was the first thing that drew me to it because teal is one of my favorite colors, but also, WAND. This wand is sleek, sexy, and powerful. It quickly made its way to the top of my favorites list within a couple of uses. A bonus is that the owner of the company is such a sweetheart. Seriously, please, go follow them on Instagram right now.

The Reece and Rose Mini Massage Wand is cordless, rechargeable, and 100% water proof. The wand is made of body safe, medical grade silicone which is amazing. It has 9 vibration strengths and 20 vibration patterns! The whole wand is approximately 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, so it’s super portable PLUS it’s really quiet, so using it on vacation, or even at work is totally something you can do. The padded texture on the handle is also incredible. It’s so soft but easy to grip.

One of the major things that I love about this thing is the size of the vibrating head. I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned this before, but I have a lot of labia. Most toys that are used for clitoral stimulation are built with the average body type in mind. Having more of a body can sometimes be complicated, but not this time. The size of the head on this wand is perfect. It slipped between my labia with ease and got right to work. So, for all my big vulva having beauties out there, this toy is a must buy.

When I finally got to play with the vibration settings, I had so much fun. I usually don’t particularly care about patterns in a vibrator once I find THE ONE, but with this beauty, there were multiple ‘ones’. That has never been my experience with any toy, so I was pleasantly surprised.

During my first solo use, I came in almost record time of about 5 minutes. I had no idea what to expect, but I sure as hell did not expect it to feel this amazing. The second time around I experimented a bit more. I found the ‘spot of the day’ on my clit and then tucked the wand between my legs. I then used my hips to grind the wand against the ‘SOTD’. It took me a little bit longer to achieve orgasm but it was worth it. It felt wonderful and I wasn’t impatient at all.

Partnered use was SO different. My partner held the vibrating head against my clit in a way that I didn’t think I would enjoy, but woah. I ended up squirting! I haven’t done that with a toy in YEARS. Needless to say, we were both pleasantly surprised.

You should really consider buying this amazing, wonderful, beautiful, orgasm-inducing mini wand. You’ll be supporting a new sexual wellness company and a wonderful human. Also, Reece and Rose should be releasing new toys any day now!


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CalExotics Rechargeable Massager Kit

There is a little bit of information I should share before getting started. I’d never had a wand, Magic or otherwise. My first experiences with sex toys were usually vibrator/bullet related. I grew up thinking that masturbation was silly and gross, so every time I walked into a Sharper Image and saw the ‘personal body massagers’ my first instinct was to giggle. Now, at almost 30 years old, this is my first wand (even thought its travel sized). After using this little guy I am really excited to try the ‘real thing’.

The interchangeable heads are made of body safe silicone, the body is made of phthalate free ABS plastic, and it is waterproof! The USB charging plug goes into a resealable charge hole and each 50 minute charge lasts 2.5 hours. There are 3 vibration modes ranging from ‘That’s Nice’ to ‘Hoooolyyyy Shiiiit!’. It has a flexible neck and it is 4 inches long, 1 inch wide, and the heads are anywhere from 1 to 2.25 inches.

There are 3 interchangeable heads. There is a ‘teasing nub tip’, a textured, tongue type thing, and rabbit. Each one is made of a silky smooth silicone. They are all super flexible and it is really easy to change each one. Plus, the basic, hard plastic head is also really fun to play with, so its like you are getting a bonus. There are pros and cons of each but I will tell you all about them in order of my favorites.

When I used this product, I used a water based lube for all uses, including use with the non silicone tip. That way I was safe from contamination if I decided to change heads mid sesh. Like I mentioned in my Uberlube post, if you need to use a silicone lube, always check the lube on a small spot on the toy before use, and wash it really well. If there are any changes to that spot, said toy is not compatible with that lube.

The first time I used it, I used it without any of the silicon heads. I just used the hard plastic tip, and it was really lovely. Perfect for a good ol’ clit smoosh. Got me off just fine. Something that is really nice about this little thing is that it’s not too complicated. There is only one button. You hold it down for 3 seconds to turn it on, and 3 seconds to turn it off. There aren’t any crazy vibration patterns, it simply has 3 different vibe speeds. That’s it.

I really don’t have any cons except maybe the size, which will be a pattern in this review. My biggest issue with these smaller toys is that the nice feeling bits are usually very precise. It can sometimes be difficult to keep it where I want it, especially at the higher vibration speeds, and when using a nice, slick lube. Also, the flexi head makes it a little tricky to keep pressure on spots because the more you press, the more it flexes.

The textured nub tip was really nice too. I used this one solo and with my partner. My partner had a fun time with the amount of squirming I did because of the textured bumps. Using it solo I had it positioned against my clit right on the edge of the flat side and the top. Doing it that way made the dots really focused and it was a wonderful feeling.

Again, the only negative was the size. This one didn’t have as bad of an issue as the next 2 because the silicone head made its width a bit larger than the rest. The wiggliness of the head still made it hard to find the perfect spot. I found myself concentrating too hard on the toy rather than the feeling that it gave me.

The tongue one was ok, but only once I found the spot I liked. It took me a long time to find it. It’s nice because it has 2 sides, smooth, and textured. The smooth side didn’t do much for me, but I know everyone has different tastes. I did get off, eventually, but I had to go to my tried and true ‘get off’ position of face down, ass up. This always seems to work.

The negatives are similar to above but a bit more extreme. Because the tongue flap is so bendy, it was hard to find a spot to hit that it didn’t just vibe away from being slippery from the lube. I have mentioned this before and I’ll mention it again, I love me a rumbly, extra firm, vibe. This head was neither. It was more of a flicking or buzzing sensation unless I pressed down really hard. If you have the patience, I would recommend using just the wiggly tip against your body. It’s a very light sensation, but, especially with a partner, it’s probably the best method of use.

Now, the bunny. This one will be hard to come up with positive for. I have never had a rabbit, so I did not know what to expect. What I learned was it was not my cup of tea. With a partner it was nice for foreplay and it got my clit crazy sensitive, but we had to eventually move on because I just got a bit bored. This head is definitely more of a tease toy. It’s great on the nipples and to run against the sensitive bits of your body, but I never got off with it, and I am not sure I ever will.

The major negatives about this head was that it was way too…exact. The only way it worked for me solo was really quick motions, which was hard to keep up with. It seemed like once I found a nice spot, I would jerk it a couple times then it would slip away.

In the end, would I recommend this, yes. It is great for use with a partner and fun for discreet play. Solo use is a little tricky, but I wouldn’t let that stop you because the vibration are really nice. I would definitely love to get my hands on a proper rabbit vibrator and a ‘real deal’ Magic Wand after using this. Like wands, rabbits are usually the go to for beginners, and I feel like I have missed out.

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I purchased this product with my own funds. If you wish to help me purchase more products to review head to my ‘Goodies‘ page. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!