Alien Breeder by Hankey’s Toys

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I’ve been wanting to expand my ‘pretty’ dildo collection and when Hankey’s Toys agreed to collaborate with me on a review, I was THRILLED. Not only did they give me their Alien Breeder dildo, but they also made it with custom colors! I am officially obsessed with this company. Hankey’s Toy’s is definitely going to be my go to for all my future anal training needs.

This highly textured xeno themed toy is made of a very soft silicone. If you don’t like soft toys, however, you can choose their medium firm option. I got the medium size, which is a total of 10.62 inches with an insertable length of 9.37 inches and a circumference of 8.75 (at the widest spot). This is a beastly toy. They actually warned me when choosing a toy that their toys are bigger than you’d expect. That’s quite the understatement.

I tried this toy for the first time on my OnlyFans and let me tell you, the look on my face when I put it inside me was wonderful. In the end I was only able to push it in to the beginning of the hump/knot in the middle, but what I could fit was…lovely. There were many a gasp and ‘oh, fucks!’.

One of the sides is completely smooth (similar to the Xenomorph head) and the other side is extremely textured. The attention to detail is incredible. All the little ‘vertebrae’ along the front and the sides created a wonderful sensation, and the small design at the back (see below) is engineered perfectly! When you swing the toy around, the little ridges contract and expand with the motions. When I noticed that I geeked out a little.

I was a bit worried that with all of the intricate details, it would be hard to clean, but that turned out not to be the case. Since the silicone I got is so soft I was easily able to use my toy cleaner to get in all the little spots. If you use a foaming cleaner you can really see it get into the little spaces, but using a non foaming cleaner I would recommend letting it all sit on the toy for a few moments, just in case.

After doing quite a bit of research and social media hunting on Hankey’s Toys, I started noticing an ‘anal’ trend. It seems like most of the toys (understandably so) are used for anal play. Not only is the size a challenge for vaginal penetration, but the base is also perfectly formed for that use, being thick and flared. I have yet to climb that mountain but I am VERY excited to. The textures and the lump…yummy!

I will absolutely be working with and/or buying more products from Hankey’s Toys in the future. I am in love with their attention to detail and the quality of their products. Just remember, these toys are for size queens. Hankey’s doesn’t do anything small.


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I was sent the Alien Breeder for free by Hankey’s Toys in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

Tantus Cisco (Punk Rock Pink)

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I need to preface this with, I am not a size queen. Especially not vaginally. I can get there anally, but it definitely takes a bit. So, when I received the Tantus Cisco from SheVibe, I was shook. I know I know, look at the description and the details of the product before requesting it, which I did, but 11.25 inches in my mind is MUCH smaller than what showed up at my door.

The Cisco is made of an ultra soft premium silicone. It is 100% body safe. Since it is such high quality, you can safely clean it in the dishwasher and by boiling it. The total length of it is 11.25 inches, 10.5 of that is insertable, and it has a width of 2.25 inches at the widest points. It’s definitely not a small toy!

In all honesty, I don’t have very much to say about it. It’s a wonderful toy. The color is vibrant, the texture and firmness of the silicone is so luxurious, and it’s really fun to play with. You can use it anally and/or vaginally and you’ll have a great time.

With the exception of the wiggliness of the toy (which really makes me giggle), I’d have to say my favorite thing about the Cisco is the ridges. Vaginally, the ridges make for an amazing sensation, both at the vaginal opening and against the g-spot. I was only able to get this big boy inside me to right before the 4th ring, but it was SO much fun. It’s even more fun playing with the size and ridges anally. It’s not a beginner anal toy, but it’s definitely something to work towards because it’s amazing!

I think the only negative thing I could even see, for me personally, was the lack of suction cup. I honestly would applaud any suction cup design that could hold up thing thing though. I would say it weighs at least 1.5 pounds!

If you’re looking for a extremely well made, beautiful, intimidating dildo, the Tantus Cisco is for you. If you’re not a fan of the pink, it also comes in lime green and black. Either way, I would highly recommend adding this to your collection, even if it is just to look at it, make it wiggle, or throw it at your enemies.


You can get the Cisco right HERE 


I was sent the Cisco for free by SheVibe in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

Spareparts Hardware Joque Harness (Black) XS-5X + Wet For Her Strap-On Dildo Five (Pink)

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Wet for Her was kind enough to send me the Joque Harness (size B) by Spareparts Hardware and the Dildo Five by them. This is the first strap-on set that I have ever had and I LOVE them. This combo is perfect for beginners and experts. I couldn’t have asked for a better starter set.

Strap-On Dildo Five

The dildo is pretty amazing for a non gendered insertable toy. It’s made of a velvety smooth, body safe silicone and the firmness of it is on the softer end of firm, so it definitely has some flexibility, but not enough to ruin the moment by having it flop all over the place. The dimensions of the Medium are 5.1 inches by 1.38 inches. Plus it’s got a slight curve upwards, so it’s great for hitting all the spots.

I was a bit put off by the lack of suction cup, but I very quickly learned that it was absolutely unnecessary. The base is extremely wide and firm, so in a solo play session, I was able to thrust it into myself with a quickness without loosing momentum. A lot of suction cup dildos’ bases are usually too flimsy to keep grip, so it’s fairly easy to lose momentum.

I also noticed that, even though the base is rather thick, the vibration transference is wonderful! Putting a wand or simple vibrator at the base allows you to transform this fairly basic dildo into a delightfully rumbly toy.

Joque Harness

The Joque Harness is WONDERFUL! It’s really comfortable and super easy to use. The size B version that I received fits waist sizes 35-65 inches. There is also a size A version that fits 20-50 inches. The fact that all sized bodies can enjoy this harness makes my heart flutter.

The straps that go around your thighs are slightly stretchy and there is a sliding adjustment thing, so no matter how big your thighs are, you’ll be able to fit through these holes. The waist portion is the only place that get slightly tricky. It’s tightened by Velcro so you have to bunch up the section until it’s tight then you have to secure it before repeating on the other side.

Placing a toy inside the o-ring is super easy. All you do is unfold the flaps that rest against the body and shove the toy through the hole. Unfortunately, the o-ring is not all that flexible and it is not interchangeable. It only fits dildos up to 2 inches wide, so if you’re looking to use a monster dong on someone, you’re gonna have to find an alternative.


Overall, the quality and comfort of both of these products is spot on. They’re usable for all body types and allow for hours of fun. You can use the Dildo Five by yourself or with a partner super easily, and you can wear the harness proudly, knowing that you’ll have complete control of the toy you’re using.


You can get the Wet For Her Dildo Five HERE and you can get the Joque Harness HERE!


I was sent the Joque Harness by Spareparts Hardware and the Dildo Five for free by Wet for Her in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

Squeeze It – 6.75 Inch Squeezable Flexible Silicone Suction Cup Dildo – Vanilla

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Surprisingly, as a sex toy/pleasure product reviewer, I have a very few dildos. When the email from Betty’s Toy Box came in saying that I could test some of their new products, I was stoked! The new Squeeze It line from XR Brands looks incredible and very intriguing. I couldn’t say no! I should note, that since I haven’t actually reviewed any dildos on here yet, I won’t be able to make any comparisons, but just know that I have in fact tried dildos of many sizes and shapes before.

The Squeeze It Dildo is 6.75 inches long with a width of 1.5 inches. This baby is the perfect size for beginners and dildo experts alike. It is made of body safe silicone and a thermo-reactive silexpan. You can easily stick it in the fridge to cool it down and harden it up, or put it in the microwave for a few seconds to get it body temperature and wonderfully pliable.

The squishiness of this dildo is…interesting. The packaging claims that it’s super realistic feeling, but in fact this is not true. I don’t know any penises that, once firmly pressed, ever so slowly form back to their original shape, do you? Also, the ‘squish’ is rather difficult to achieve, especially for people with any arthritis issues, this toy would be impossible to play with. With that being said, it is pleasantly soft and luxurious.

The biggest negative about this product is the base/suction cup. The information says that it is harness compatible but it really is not. The base is extremely thin and flimsy, plus the squishable material makes it easily slip out of any harness ring. Also, because of the flimsiness of the base, the suction cup is not as powerful as I would usually like, AND the bottom is already tearing at the seams where the flimsy material meets the body of the toy.

Using the toy was also a let down. Because of the flimsy base, it was very difficult to use on myself due to the face that there was nothing steady to hold onto. Using it while suctioned against the wall was the best option, but, like I mentioned before, the suction cup isn’t amazingly strong, so any use over a certain length of time will cause it to fall off.

The shape of the toy is just ok. The information says that it’s moldable to be any shape you want, but that’s not entirely the case because, while the material springs back slowly, it still does spring back. Plus, there is almost no head on this, so it didn’t do much for stimulation.

Honestly, I wouldn’t recommend this toy. Even for it’s price, there are plenty of other amazing options out there. Yes, it’s futuristic in theory with the thermo-reactive material, but that does not excuse it’s poor quality and lack of character.


If you’d still like to try it, you can get it HERE  for 10% off using the code PINKSPACELIME


I was sent the Squeeze It – 6.75 Inch Squeezable Flexible Silicone Suction Cup Dildo – Vanilla for free by Betty’s Toy Box in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!