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Blush Novelties – Rose – Lipstick Vibe

I am the queen of kitsch, so when I had the opportunity to try a vibrator that looks like lipstick, I was SOLD. This little beauty is like the ‘basic bitch’ of the vibrator world. There’s nothing fancy about it (but it’s SUPER pretty!) and it only has one speed…strong. This is a “I need to get off now!” toy.

The Rose Lipstick Vibe is 4 inches when fully extended with a 1 inch insertable length. It is made out of phthalate free, silky smooth, ABS plastic and takes a single AAA battery. There are 2 different colors if you want to be as accurate as possible. There is this one, which is a dusty pink color, and there is a bright red.

Unfortunately, there are not too many positives about this toy. The smooth plastic is nice, but it’s pretty lackluster. It’s hard and it vibrates, that’s pretty much the extent of it. It looks super realistic, so if you’re worried about discretion while traveling or if you know someone will be snooping inside your bags, this is definitely a product to consider. The vibe speed and strength is super powerful, so it’s great for a solo quickie.

This toy is that it’s not quiet at all. The fact that it is built to be super discreet looking makes me a little upset that this toy cannot be used in any public setting. Yeah, you can bring it to work without anyone knowing it’s a vibrator, but the second you head into that bathroom stall and turn it on, there’s no questioning what you’re up to. When I used it I had a fan on high (because summer), and I could still hear this thing over it.

This vibe is also not waterproof which is a little bit tricky when you’re trying to figure out how to clean it. This thing is barely even splash proof. I have a huge thing with germs (as should anyone in the sex community), so not being able to wash this whole toy bothers me. Also, the lipstick vibe part sits in the center of a plastic tube, but not securely, so anything that wants to get down in there, can. Yuck.

Being a BBW, this toy also let me down in that regard. Since the actual vibe/insertable portion is only an inch long, I had a hard time navigating past my labia without the plastic tubing pinching me in some way. It was not a very fun experience. To be able to use it finally, I had to sit up against the arm of my couch with one had spreading my bits just so I could use the other hand to get it down there. Not attractive and very uncomfortable.

I hate that this is my first real negative review. I really wanted to love this, I’m just not sure this toy was built with anything but strength and cuteness in mind. If you are looking for a toy that you can bring with you to use on trips or even work, this might be for you. Honestly, there are much better options in terms of discretion and power. If you’re desperate to get off and have some place private to do the deed (and aren’t a plus sized beauty), this will definitely be your best friend.


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Mimic + Plus by Clandestine Devices

The Mimic + Plus is a stunning toy. When you take off the lid of the box this thing sings (not literally, but you know, choir of angels and all that shit). The bright magenta toy was snuggled into its perfectly formed cradle covered in a protective plastic shield with a sticker that says ‘hygiene sealed’. It all makes my sex blogger heart flutter. Inside the little bottom area was the satin storage bag, the magnetic USB charge cable, and the super detailed instructions.

This thing is made of body safe silicone, is 100% waterproof, AND it has a travel lock so it doesn’t start vibrating in your bag, which is freaking amazing. There are 8 vibration patterns and 6 levels of intensity that range from a small flutter to sitting on a race car, while it’s driving. The bottom of the toy has a bright LED that dims when things get dark and dirty.

I love that it gives you a vibration guide. A lot, if not most, of the other toys I’ve seen with variable vibration patterns just sort of make you wing it (pun intended). It’s sort of nice to know what all of the patterns will do. You still need to play around with all of them to see which one you love the most, of course, but isn’t that the fun part??

Charging is…interesting. I have never had a toy that used a magnetic port before this one. The magnet on it seems a little weak. When I would connect the charger it kept falling off if I moved it ever so slightly. In the end I had to put the toy down, magnet side up, plug it in, and then not touch it at all until it was done charging. The magnetic charging toys I’ve had since never seemed to have a problem with magnet strength, so maybe the one I got was a little off.

I’m going to preface my actual experience breakdown with, I was not in a good place, mentally, the week that I tried this toy. I had been masturbating furiously, solo and with my partner, for almost 5 days, with no orgasm. We tried so many different things, from using all the toys in my toy box, to vanilla fingering, to oral, nothing was working. So by the time I actually had an orgasm with this toy, it was disappointing. Not because of the toy, but because the orgasm I did end up having was like a little bottle rocket, compared to the grand finale I usually have.

The first time I used it, it was like running a marathon. It took me over an hour, and three different positions, to find the right spot to get me to the finish line. I used it the way the toy seemed like it was meant to be used: cradled in my hand, wings facing up (when it was in position), with the smooth, rounded bump pressed against me. In this position, it had the thing I hate most about sex toys (at least for solo masturbation), precision. I am a wild masturbator. Precision does nothing for me, honestly. It’s amazing when I’m nearing my orgasm, as I tend to get a bit more focused on keeping whatever is making my toes curl, right where it is.

The next time I tried it, I flipped it over…nothing. The best way to describe what the toy looks like flipped over is it sort of looks like a bird with a really tiny beak, wings and everything. The precision on this side was even more accurate and I just ended up getting really frustrated. Also, with the wings pointed down, against my body, I couldn’t get enough pressure because the wings weren’t as flexible as I would have liked.

With a partner the Mimic + Plus is WONDERFUL! We never used it for partnered masturbation, but we did use is as a clit/vulva simulator during penetration. Having it wedged between our bodies was such an amazing feeling made everything feel amazing. Still, no luck in the big O department though. Using it like this actually made my partner last longer because the vibrations slightly numbed his penis and made everything a little less sensitive, so that was a bonus. The Mimic + Plus was definitely made for partnered use. I can see this being amazing as a grinder for 2 vulva having partners.

In the end, being in a not-so-great mental state, made the Mimic + Plus fun, but not entirely satisfying. The design and shape of the toy was not nearly as body inclusive as I would have liked, and the type of vibration that it gave off never quite worked for my solo experience. For partnered play, it was great.

I would recommend buying this toy for 2 reasons: (a) it’s stunning and crafted beautifully, and (b) partnered play was made so much better with it. If you are looking for that extra spark in the bedroom (or wherever you enjoy doing the nasty), this little thing is the answer.


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Cloud 9 Novelties Power Touch Wireless Bullet & Remote (+ C9N Water Based Lubricant)

This is the kind of toy that makes me love being a sex blogger. It’s the perfect size, shape, texture, and it does a great job of getting me off. I have used this thing almost everyday since receiving it. Mostly to try out all the fun vibration patterns, but also because holy hell does it give me powerful orgasms.

There was an incident with the first product I received. After a couple of (mildly hardcore) uses it stopped working. For some reason it wouldn’t turn on and it wouldn’t charge at all. The light was flickering whenever I plugged it in but it would never turn on. Either way, I emailed them and less than 12 hours later they had another toy in the mail on it’s way to me. I got it a few days later and this one has not had any problems so far. Their sales support team was amazing.

The Power Touch is made of super smooth, body safe silicone. It is fully waterproof so it is amazing for water play and is safe for squirters. With a full charge, play time can last up to an hour and a half, but from what I have experienced, you probably won’t last that long. Also, it is USB rechargeable, 3.25 inches long, and satisfyingly ergonomic.

The instructions recommend doing a full charge before your first use, and so do I. This thing is a bit of a battery suck, so you want to have as much fun time with it as possible. The first charge out of the box only takes about an hour which is no time at all. Some of the other toys I have received or purchased took up to 8 hours to fully charge!

When it’s charging the light on the back flashes. When it’s done it stops and stays on. The fun part is that when the toy is in use, the light does not just turn on or off. It dims and follows the vibration patterns. You can tell the strength of the vibe by how bright the LED is. It’s a really unique feature.

When you take it out of the package, it’s really weighty and smooth. I didn’t know that I needed weight in my sex toys, but I can tell you that I am never going back. The weight in this thing does half the work for me. Like I’ve said many times before, I’m a girl who loves a good clit smoosh, and the weight of the Power Touch makes that easier, so that my hand doesn’t get tired, at all!

The toy also comes with a wireless remote. It takes a standard watch battery and it is included. I haven’t found much use for the remote yet. The best thing I can foresee using it for is with a partner or for intense sessions. When you find the perfect spot but you need to change the vibration pattern, it can be a little annoying to have to fumble around for the button on the back. The remote removes the need to stop anything you’re doing and just enjoy yourself.

The Power Touch just goes and goes and goes. It starts with the basic buzz rumble of 3 intensities, then comes the fun part. After reviewing a few toys at this point, I don’t care much for the ‘special’ vibration patterns. I’m usually a lover of the old school deep buzz. This toy changed all that. I have had loads of fun or gotten off to every single vibration pattern that this thing offers. I am still shocked.

This thing is my new best friend. Those few days when I was waiting for a replacement were hell! I tried a few other toys but none of them came close to giving me the same, amazing orgasm that the Power Touch does. I highly recommend buying this toy! I will never not have a version of those toy in my toy box!!

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Bonus Mini Review – Cloud 9 Novelties Water Based Lube

This lube is…just ok. It says that its not greasy and doesn’t stain, but that is not entirely true. The glycerin that is in this makes the whole experience very…messy. Everything gets very slippery and not in a nice way. Also, it did stain my sheets a little bit, but it washed out fairly easy.

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Trusty Vibe (Blush Novelties B Yours – My First Bullet, Silver/Black)

I want to tell you about Blush Novelties B Yours – My First Bullet, Silver Power Bullet. First off, I really hate the name ‘bullet’ for anything, especially something that goes near my body. What they should call this thing is “Holy Fucking Shit Orgasm Pod”…or something.

My First Bullet is made of phthalate free ABS plastic, so it is slightly porous but it is non toxic. It has a 3 foot wire going to the battery pack, which takes 2 AAs. Having it wired, means there is more power than a one touch bullet or vibe. It is waterproof, so you can use it externally, or internally, and during water play.

The vibe has an adjustable dial that controls the speed of the vibrations, and let me tell you, this is not for sensitive people. It starts with a bang and only gets more intense. There is no ‘gentle’ setting on this beauty. It’s goal is to get you off, and oh wow does it!

The chrome vibe (egg, bullet, whatever you want to call it), is about 2 inches long and 1 inch wide. This thing is FUN. I have never not had a great time. I am a huge fan of vibes that just smash down on my clit. This does that plus some. The slick material makes it really fun to use with lube, and a really neat thing to do is to experiment with temperature. You can make the vibe hot or cold, and the sensation is WONDERFUL.

For masturbation, I love to get my grind on. I either put the vibe on a surface, pillow, etc and rub, or I’ll wedge it in my labia and wiggle my pelvis around. Something fun to do is once you have the vibe in place, take the remote and start pulsing the vibration strength by using the dial. Great stuff! Honestly, though, there aren’t many way NOT to get off with this vibe.

This baby is great for any gendered oral as well. You can use it on the base of a penis while you’re going to town, run it all around to tease it, be creative. For those with a vulva, your partner can use this internally, or just to tease your sensitive bits while they’re lickin the bean.

For use during sex, I like to hold it against my clit and run it against my partners penis during penetration. You can also use it internally, that way it also hits the head of the penis, which is really fun. It’s also great for grinding against your partner too. I imagine this would be a fun little toy to use for two vulva having partners. The great thing about this is you, or your partner, can use this on your entire body. I’m a huge fan of using it on my nipples during foreplay.

I’ve had this thing for at LEAST 3 years and it’s my second egg/bullet vibrator. I love how powerful it is. You also can’t beat the price. Cheap bullets cost around $8-$10 and nicer bullets will run you upwards of $50. I think I got this beauty for around $12. The fact that it has seen an inhumane amount of use in 3 years, and it’s still kicking, says a lot about its quality. This type of vibe will never not be in my collection of toys.

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Je Joue G-Spot Bullet (Updated 6/20/19)

The Je Joue G-Spot Bullet Vibrator is a great little thing. It is made of a silk smooth silicone and is perfect for first timers. If you have never had a bullet, wand, or vibrator this is a great starter toy.

What first drew me to this product was its size. I am relatively new to the sex toy market, so I didn’t want to get anything overwhelmingly bulky. I love the beautiful packaging and the sleek look of the toy itself. It seemed simple enough, so I thought I would give it a go. I was wrong, so so wrong.

I want to preface the rest of this review with the fact that I am terrible at reading instructions. I don’t think I actually picked up the instructions for this product, so it took me a little bit to figure out.

When I took it out of the box, it was perfect. It looked very elegant cradled in my hand. It was like it was meant for me. Then came the part where I should have read the instructions; the charging. While I understood that the USB goes into the bottom and then gets plugged in to charge, I didn’t know how long to charge it, or what the little red light on the side would do once it was charged. I think I figured out that it stops blinking when it’s fully charged….?

Now, before I get started on the fun stuff, here are some of the details you should know. This little thing has a full length of 4 inches, an insertable length of 2 inches, and a circumference of 3 inches. Not very large. There are 5 different vibration speeds ranging from is this thing on, to holy fuck yes. I fancy somewhere on the higher end of the scale. It also has 7 different vibration patterns which is very exciting. The G-Spot Bullet is fully rechargeable, waterproof, and is quiet for discreet play sessions.

When I finally managed to get this thing to a usable charge, I started messing around with the speeds and the patterns. I didn’t know exactly what I would like until I started using it, so I went about my usual business. Lay back, legs open, making awkward faces at the ceiling while I find a nice spot to settle, then off we go. I don’t know if it is the shape, texture, or the complicated vibration modes that threw me off, but I never really enjoyed myself.

Now, thinking back, I know I was over thinking everything. This was going to be my first toy review, I’m definitely going to fuck this up, why didn’t I just buy the sort of stuff I’m used to, etc. All these thoughts were racing through my head, so of course I wasn’t going to fully enjoy my experience.

I did end up finding a very pleasurable position after a few times of trying. What worked for me was: face down, ass up. This is a masturbation position that I had tried, and loved, in the past, but it seemed to have slipped my mind until I was well and truly desperate. Another thing that worked was the tried and true single buzz pattern on almost the highest speed. That one was nice with the outer, curved portion of the tip against my clit.

Overall, I was not the biggest fan of this product, but what doesn’t work for me may work for you, and vice versa. Like I said in the beginning, it is a great starter vibe. There are so many different speeds and settings to play with, so try it out, and find the one you enjoy the most. This a great toy for any on the go person, and it is silent enough to get you off in a pinch.

I really want to test different products from this company. They seem to have a wide variety of simple and modern pieces, sure to fit any persons desires. If you end up giving this piece a try, let me know how you like it!

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