The Je Joue G-Spot Bullet Vibrator is a great little thing. It is made of a silk smooth silicone and is perfect for first timers. If you have never had a bullet, wand, or vibrator this is a great starter toy.
What first drew me to this product was its size. I am relatively new to the sex toy market, so I didn’t want to get anything overwhelmingly bulky. I love the beautiful packaging and the sleek look of the toy itself. It seemed simple enough, so I thought I would give it a go. I was wrong, so so wrong.
I want to preface the rest of this review with the fact that I am terrible at reading instructions. I don’t think I actually picked up the instructions for this product, so it took me a little bit to figure out.
When I took it out of the box, it was perfect. It looked very elegant cradled in my hand. It was like it was meant for me. Then came the part where I should have read the instructions; the charging. While I understood that the USB goes into the bottom and then gets plugged in to charge, I didn’t know how long to charge it, or what the little red light on the side would do once it was charged. I think I figured out that it stops blinking when it’s fully charged….?
Now, before I get started on the fun stuff, here are some of the details you should know. This little thing has a full length of 4 inches, an insertable length of 2 inches, and a circumference of 3 inches. Not very large. There are 5 different vibration speeds ranging from is this thing on, to holy fuck yes. I fancy somewhere on the higher end of the scale. It also has 7 different vibration patterns which is very exciting. The G-Spot Bullet is fully rechargeable, waterproof, and is quiet for discreet play sessions.
When I finally managed to get this thing to a usable charge, I started messing around with the speeds and the patterns. I didn’t know exactly what I would like until I started using it, so I went about my usual business. Lay back, legs open, making awkward faces at the ceiling while I find a nice spot to settle, then off we go. I don’t know if it is the shape, texture, or the complicated vibration modes that threw me off, but I never really enjoyed myself.
Now, thinking back, I know I was over thinking everything. This was going to be my first toy review, I’m definitely going to fuck this up, why didn’t I just buy the sort of stuff I’m used to, etc. All these thoughts were racing through my head, so of course I wasn’t going to fully enjoy my experience.
I did end up finding a very pleasurable position after a few times of trying. What worked for me was: face down, ass up. This is a masturbation position that I had tried, and loved, in the past, but it seemed to have slipped my mind until I was well and truly desperate. Another thing that worked was the tried and true single buzz pattern on almost the highest speed. That one was nice with the outer, curved portion of the tip against my clit.
Overall, I was not the biggest fan of this product, but what doesn’t work for me may work for you, and vice versa. Like I said in the beginning, it is a great starter vibe. There are so many different speeds and settings to play with, so try it out, and find the one you enjoy the most. This a great toy for any on the go person, and it is silent enough to get you off in a pinch.
I really want to test different products from this company. They seem to have a wide variety of simple and modern pieces, sure to fit any persons desires. If you end up giving this piece a try, let me know how you like it!
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