I am the queen of kitsch, so when I had the opportunity to try a vibrator that looks like lipstick, I was SOLD. This little beauty is like the ‘basic bitch’ of the vibrator world. There’s nothing fancy about it (but it’s SUPER pretty!) and it only has one speed…strong. This is a “I need to get off now!” toy.
The Rose Lipstick Vibe is 4 inches when fully extended with a 1 inch insertable length. It is made out of phthalate free, silky smooth, ABS plastic and takes a single AAA battery. There are 2 different colors if you want to be as accurate as possible. There is this one, which is a dusty pink color, and there is a bright red.
Unfortunately, there are not too many positives about this toy. The smooth plastic is nice, but it’s pretty lackluster. It’s hard and it vibrates, that’s pretty much the extent of it. It looks super realistic, so if you’re worried about discretion while traveling or if you know someone will be snooping inside your bags, this is definitely a product to consider. The vibe speed and strength is super powerful, so it’s great for a solo quickie.
This toy is that it’s not quiet at all. The fact that it is built to be super discreet looking makes me a little upset that this toy cannot be used in any public setting. Yeah, you can bring it to work without anyone knowing it’s a vibrator, but the second you head into that bathroom stall and turn it on, there’s no questioning what you’re up to. When I used it I had a fan on high (because summer), and I could still hear this thing over it.
This vibe is also not waterproof which is a little bit tricky when you’re trying to figure out how to clean it. This thing is barely even splash proof. I have a huge thing with germs (as should anyone in the sex community), so not being able to wash this whole toy bothers me. Also, the lipstick vibe part sits in the center of a plastic tube, but not securely, so anything that wants to get down in there, can. Yuck.
Being a BBW, this toy also let me down in that regard. Since the actual vibe/insertable portion is only an inch long, I had a hard time navigating past my labia without the plastic tubing pinching me in some way. It was not a very fun experience. To be able to use it finally, I had to sit up against the arm of my couch with one had spreading my bits just so I could use the other hand to get it down there. Not attractive and very uncomfortable.
I hate that this is my first real negative review. I really wanted to love this, I’m just not sure this toy was built with anything but strength and cuteness in mind. If you are looking for a toy that you can bring with you to use on trips or even work, this might be for you. Honestly, there are much better options in terms of discretion and power. If you’re desperate to get off and have some place private to do the deed (and aren’t a plus sized beauty), this will definitely be your best friend.
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I was sent the Rose Lipstick Vibe for free in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!