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Cloud 9 Novelties Power Touch Wireless Bullet & Remote (+ C9N Water Based Lubricant)

This is the kind of toy that makes me love being a sex blogger. It’s the perfect size, shape, texture, and it does a great job of getting me off. I have used this thing almost everyday since receiving it. Mostly to try out all the fun vibration patterns, but also because holy hell does it give me powerful orgasms.

There was an incident with the first product I received. After a couple of (mildly hardcore) uses it stopped working. For some reason it wouldn’t turn on and it wouldn’t charge at all. The light was flickering whenever I plugged it in but it would never turn on. Either way, I emailed them and less than 12 hours later they had another toy in the mail on it’s way to me. I got it a few days later and this one has not had any problems so far. Their sales support team was amazing.

The Power Touch is made of super smooth, body safe silicone. It is fully waterproof so it is amazing for water play and is safe for squirters. With a full charge, play time can last up to an hour and a half, but from what I have experienced, you probably won’t last that long. Also, it is USB rechargeable, 3.25 inches long, and satisfyingly ergonomic.

The instructions recommend doing a full charge before your first use, and so do I. This thing is a bit of a battery suck, so you want to have as much fun time with it as possible. The first charge out of the box only takes about an hour which is no time at all. Some of the other toys I have received or purchased took up to 8 hours to fully charge!

When it’s charging the light on the back flashes. When it’s done it stops and stays on. The fun part is that when the toy is in use, the light does not just turn on or off. It dims and follows the vibration patterns. You can tell the strength of the vibe by how bright the LED is. It’s a really unique feature.

When you take it out of the package, it’s really weighty and smooth. I didn’t know that I needed weight in my sex toys, but I can tell you that I am never going back. The weight in this thing does half the work for me. Like I’ve said many times before, I’m a girl who loves a good clit smoosh, and the weight of the Power Touch makes that easier, so that my hand doesn’t get tired, at all!

The toy also comes with a wireless remote. It takes a standard watch battery and it is included. I haven’t found much use for the remote yet. The best thing I can foresee using it for is with a partner or for intense sessions. When you find the perfect spot but you need to change the vibration pattern, it can be a little annoying to have to fumble around for the button on the back. The remote removes the need to stop anything you’re doing and just enjoy yourself.

The Power Touch just goes and goes and goes. It starts with the basic buzz rumble of 3 intensities, then comes the fun part. After reviewing a few toys at this point, I don’t care much for the ‘special’ vibration patterns. I’m usually a lover of the old school deep buzz. This toy changed all that. I have had loads of fun or gotten off to every single vibration pattern that this thing offers. I am still shocked.

This thing is my new best friend. Those few days when I was waiting for a replacement were hell! I tried a few other toys but none of them came close to giving me the same, amazing orgasm that the Power Touch does. I highly recommend buying this toy! I will never not have a version of those toy in my toy box!!

If you wish to purchase the Power Touch go HERE!


I was sent the Cloud 9 Power Touch and Water Based Lube for free in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!


Bonus Mini Review – Cloud 9 Novelties Water Based Lube

This lube is…just ok. It says that its not greasy and doesn’t stain, but that is not entirely true. The glycerin that is in this makes the whole experience very…messy. Everything gets very slippery and not in a nice way. Also, it did stain my sheets a little bit, but it washed out fairly easy.

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Uberlube!

Uberlube is very, very fun! I finally got a sample from Lovers the other day I just couldn’t wait to try it. I have heard so many amazing reviews about this stuff, and they are all SPOT ON. This product is not just for sex, oh no. This is a multi purpose serum and it is magical.

Uberlube is 100% vegan, cruelty free, with no parabens, gluten, glycerin, flavors, or scents. It is made up of Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Cyclomethicone, and Tocopheryl Acetate (aka Vitamin E). An awesome bonus is that it is registered medical quality.

Uberlube’s intended uses are for sex (obviously), sport, and style. What?! Sport and style?? How do I use this for those things?? Keep reading to find out!

Uberlube is silicone based, so use with toys is tricky, but not impossible. Silicone toys can have a bad interaction with silicone based lubes and can start breaking down. You can test how your toy will react by doing a test swatch. Put the lube on a very small area of your toy, leave it for a couple minutes, then wash it off really good. After you wash it off, if your toy has any discolorations, odd textures, or is sticky, don’t use that lube with that particular toy.

This stuff is amazing. It is like the ‘Energizer Bunny’ of lubes. It keeps going, and going, and going, and going, and…well you get the picture. The consistency of this lube is wonderful. It’s not sticky at all, but it’s also not too runny (see pictures below). If we continue on the path of metaphors, one might call the it, the ‘Goldilocks’ of the lube world…*wink*

Uberlube is great for sex in any capacity. The first thing that I tried was some old school finger masturbation. Using this lube was mind blowing to say the least. I think I had the quickest, most powerful orgasm I’d had in months, if not years. The goal of Uberlube is reduce friction, not sensation. That is exactly what it did. Good Goddess this stuff is fucking brilliant. I am hoping to try it on some non silicone toys in the near future, so stay tuned!

The next thing to be tried using Uberlube was penetration, of all kinds. Whatever type of penetration you enjoy, be it fingers or penis into a vagina or butt, you will LOVE this stuff. My partner and I had the best anal sex we’d had in a while. This stuff doesn’t give up and you feel everything! It is wonderful. Like I said before, I haven’t tried this with any toys, but I’m under the assumption that use of this lube with any said toy will be extremely pleasurable. No matter what, though, always try all your lubes on your toys before use, just to be safe.

Also, for those of you that practice safe sex with condoms, first, good for you, second, this lube is condom friendly. Since this is an silicon based lube, it is perfect for use with all latex and polyisoprene condoms. The only condoms I would worry about is polyurethane, although I’m not to sure many brands use that material anymore. Side note: If you use oil based lubes, those are NOT latex friendly.

Like I mentioned in the beginning of this post, Uberlube is wonderful for more than just sex. This stuff works wonders for sports, all types of athletic activity, or just everyday wear. It is water proof, sweat proof, and it lasts for hours. Rub it on your thighs, or anywhere, for chafe protection, or for a dash of moisture with the vitamin E. The best part is that it doesn’t leave you feeling greasy and it will eventually dissolve so you’re not left with a gross residue. As a plus sized woman, this stuff is a lifesaver for my chub rub!

Now for the fun and unexpected part, using Uberlube for ‘Style’. When I read that salons, and other people, use Uberlube for their hair, I was very skeptical, until I used it. Let me tell you, this stuff is amazing! My hair is fried from years of bleaching and box dying, but with just a couple of drops, none of that mattered. My hair was left soft and frizz free. Also, since Uberlube is oil free, your hair doesn’t feel nasty or heavy.

Uberlube comes in 15ml refillable cases, which is perfect for travelling. You can also get it in 100ml and 50ml. Whatever you use it for, or wherever you need to bring it, you’ll be sure to find what you need. Plus, the glass bottle looks really nice and sleek.

If you want to buy Uberlube go to your nearest sex shop, seriously. This shit is everywhere. But, if you do your shopping online, check out these stores:

Get it HERE and use code PINKSPACELIME to get $10 off your first $50 order PLUS free shipping on orders over $55


I purchased this product with my own funds. If you wish to help me purchase more products to review head to my ‘Goodies‘ page. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!