Le Wand Original

The Le Wand was sent to me by MedAmour to try and review. I am so glad they did! I had never had a ‘real’ wand before receiving it, so to be able to try this magnificent creature was such a gift. At first glance my overall impression of this thing was ‘YIKES’. That remained…

Where is My Orgasm?

I cannot stop thinking about what will get me off versus what feels really good. I mean, it all feel amazing, but even when I’m just playing with myself, I get the anxiety thoughts of ‘this is taking too long, you’re not normal’.

Hot Octopuss DiGit

The Hot Octopuss DiGit is such a cool and sleek little toy. It’s super simple to figure out and even easier to use! I have to admit, I was skeptical at first because Hot Octopuss has a lot of complex toys, I wasn’t sure they could do ‘simple’, but this one surprised me. This toy…

Reece and Rose Mini Massage Wand

Ya girl got her first wand! I am in LOVE with this thing. The color was the first thing that drew me to it because teal is one of my favorite colors, but also, WAND. This wand is sleek, sexy, and powerful. It quickly made its way to the top of my favorites list within…

Mimic + Plus by Clandestine Devices

The Mimic + Plus is a stunning toy. When you take off the lid of the box this thing sings (not literally, but you know, choir of angels and all that shit). The bright magenta toy was snuggled into its perfectly formed cradle covered in a protective plastic shield with a sticker that says ‘hygiene…

Trusty Vibe (Blush Novelties B Yours – My First Bullet, Silver/Black)

I want to tell you about Blush Novelties B Yours – My First Bullet, Silver Power Bullet. First off, I really hate the name ‘bullet’ for anything, especially something that goes near my body. What they should call this thing is “Holy Fucking Shit Orgasm Pod”…or something. My First Bullet is made of phthalate free…