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Spareparts Hardware Joque Harness (Black) XS-5X + Wet For Her Strap-On Dildo Five (Pink)

Wet for Her was kind enough to send me the Joque Harness (size B) by Spareparts Hardware and the Dildo Five by them. This is the first strap-on set that I have ever had and I LOVE them. This combo is perfect for beginners and experts. I couldn’t have asked for a better starter set.

Strap-On Dildo Five

The dildo is pretty amazing for a non gendered insertable toy. It’s made of a velvety smooth, body safe silicone and the firmness of it is on the softer end of firm, so it definitely has some flexibility, but not enough to ruin the moment by having it flop all over the place. The dimensions of the Medium are 5.1 inches by 1.38 inches. Plus it’s got a slight curve upwards, so it’s great for hitting all the spots.

I was a bit put off by the lack of suction cup, but I very quickly learned that it was absolutely unnecessary. The base is extremely wide and firm, so in a solo play session, I was able to thrust it into myself with a quickness without loosing momentum. A lot of suction cup dildos’ bases are usually too flimsy to keep grip, so it’s fairly easy to lose momentum.

I also noticed that, even though the base is rather thick, the vibration transference is wonderful! Putting a wand or simple vibrator at the base allows you to transform this fairly basic dildo into a delightfully rumbly toy.

Joque Harness

The Joque Harness is WONDERFUL! It’s really comfortable and super easy to use. The size B version that I received fits waist sizes 35-65 inches. There is also a size A version that fits 20-50 inches. The fact that all sized bodies can enjoy this harness makes my heart flutter.

The straps that go around your thighs are slightly stretchy and there is a sliding adjustment thing, so no matter how big your thighs are, you’ll be able to fit through these holes. The waist portion is the only place that get slightly tricky. It’s tightened by Velcro so you have to bunch up the section until it’s tight then you have to secure it before repeating on the other side.

Placing a toy inside the o-ring is super easy. All you do is unfold the flaps that rest against the body and shove the toy through the hole. Unfortunately, the o-ring is not all that flexible and it is not interchangeable. It only fits dildos up to 2 inches wide, so if you’re looking to use a monster dong on someone, you’re gonna have to find an alternative.


Overall, the quality and comfort of both of these products is spot on. They’re usable for all body types and allow for hours of fun. You can use the Dildo Five by yourself or with a partner super easily, and you can wear the harness proudly, knowing that you’ll have complete control of the toy you’re using.


You can get the Wet For Her Dildo Five HERE and you can get the Joque Harness HERE!


I was sent the Joque Harness by Spareparts Hardware and the Dildo Five for free by Wet for Her in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Between the Sheets

Hey everyone! This is a super short update and announcement blog. Not only have I started up body positive modeling (YAY) but I also got a part time retail job at an amazing adult shop!! My life is officially FULL of amazing sex related things. I am so fucking happy!!

A major announcement that I wanted to tell you is that I am starting an advice thread/column/post called ‘Between the Sheets’! Once a month (or more) I’m going to be posting a Q’s that ya’ll have sent to me via email, social media, etc, and I will be answering them all. Sex, toys, relationships, kinks, lions tigers, bears, etc, nothing is off the table with this. Ask away. I will also have guest educators on the blog who can elaborate and for questions that I cannot confidently answer alone.

If you want to send in a question or volunteer to be a guest, please email me at thepinkspacelime@gmail.com. You can DM me on social media but I cannot promise to read everything that comes through there. The first ‘Between the Sheets’ will be posted on September 5th!

To keep up with my goings on be sure to follow me on Twitter @pinkspacelime and as always if you are interested in working with me, having me review your products, have a toy suggestion, or anything else, contact me here!

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Blush Novelties – Rose – Lipstick Vibe

I am the queen of kitsch, so when I had the opportunity to try a vibrator that looks like lipstick, I was SOLD. This little beauty is like the ‘basic bitch’ of the vibrator world. There’s nothing fancy about it (but it’s SUPER pretty!) and it only has one speed…strong. This is a “I need to get off now!” toy.

The Rose Lipstick Vibe is 4 inches when fully extended with a 1 inch insertable length. It is made out of phthalate free, silky smooth, ABS plastic and takes a single AAA battery. There are 2 different colors if you want to be as accurate as possible. There is this one, which is a dusty pink color, and there is a bright red.

Unfortunately, there are not too many positives about this toy. The smooth plastic is nice, but it’s pretty lackluster. It’s hard and it vibrates, that’s pretty much the extent of it. It looks super realistic, so if you’re worried about discretion while traveling or if you know someone will be snooping inside your bags, this is definitely a product to consider. The vibe speed and strength is super powerful, so it’s great for a solo quickie.

This toy is that it’s not quiet at all. The fact that it is built to be super discreet looking makes me a little upset that this toy cannot be used in any public setting. Yeah, you can bring it to work without anyone knowing it’s a vibrator, but the second you head into that bathroom stall and turn it on, there’s no questioning what you’re up to. When I used it I had a fan on high (because summer), and I could still hear this thing over it.

This vibe is also not waterproof which is a little bit tricky when you’re trying to figure out how to clean it. This thing is barely even splash proof. I have a huge thing with germs (as should anyone in the sex community), so not being able to wash this whole toy bothers me. Also, the lipstick vibe part sits in the center of a plastic tube, but not securely, so anything that wants to get down in there, can. Yuck.

Being a BBW, this toy also let me down in that regard. Since the actual vibe/insertable portion is only an inch long, I had a hard time navigating past my labia without the plastic tubing pinching me in some way. It was not a very fun experience. To be able to use it finally, I had to sit up against the arm of my couch with one had spreading my bits just so I could use the other hand to get it down there. Not attractive and very uncomfortable.

I hate that this is my first real negative review. I really wanted to love this, I’m just not sure this toy was built with anything but strength and cuteness in mind. If you are looking for a toy that you can bring with you to use on trips or even work, this might be for you. Honestly, there are much better options in terms of discretion and power. If you’re desperate to get off and have some place private to do the deed (and aren’t a plus sized beauty), this will definitely be your best friend.


You can get this product right HERE 


I was sent the Rose Lipstick Vibe for free in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!