Noje – Quiver – Blush Novelties

What is this magic?! I can’t even begin to express to you the amount of shock that swept over my face the moment I climaxed from this toy. It happened (for me) in a flash. I went from ‘hmm…?’ to ‘hnng!’ in less than 5 minutes!! For those of you who have read my past…

Bed Geek Play:Curve

This is an odd little thing. I have said before (I think) that I am not a huge fan of g-spot toys, but every once in a while I am surprised. This is not one of those times. I used this toy only once and I knew immediately that I will never use it again….

Bed Geek Play:Three

The Bed Geek Play:Three is their newest wand evolution after the Play:One and, obviously, the Play:Two. It features a diamond shape pattern on the handle and a smaller, more powerful, head. There are so many options to play with on this thing. You’ll never get bored! The Play:Three is made of medical grade silicone and…

Reece and Rose Massage Roller

I will admit, when I saw this for the first time, I was skeptical. I had no idea how I would use it or how it would feel, but those thoughts vanished within a few minutes of using this toy. It is one of the most unique products I have ever used. The roller end…

Vibease Esthesia & The Vibease App

This has got to be the most frustrating toy I have ever experienced. It is beautiful and super creative, but it just fell flat. I tried this toy 4 times with no big finish. It left me feeling frustrated and, unfortunately, a little in pain. The Vibease Esthesia is waterproof and there are 2 motors:…

Reece and Rose Liquid Silicone Vibe

The Reece and Rose Liquid Silicone Vibe will forever be known as the vibe that gave me 2 consecutive orgasms after a 10 day, 4 sexual encounters, and 3 masturbation sessions, dry spell. Now, I won’t go into details, but I cannot express enough how amazing this toy was for me. The vibrations are perfect,…

Le Wand Original

The Le Wand was sent to me by MedAmour to try and review. I am so glad they did! I had never had a ‘real’ wand before receiving it, so to be able to try this magnificent creature was such a gift. At first glance my overall impression of this thing was ‘YIKES’. That remained…

Satisfyer Pro Penguin

This was my first experience with an air pulse toy and I have to admit that I really enjoyed myself. I am extremely excited to try more! I originally bought this cutie because, well, look at it! It’s fucking adorable. It has a goddamn bow tie, how could I not buy it?! I was a…

Reece and Rose Mini Massage Wand

Ya girl got her first wand! I am in LOVE with this thing. The color was the first thing that drew me to it because teal is one of my favorite colors, but also, WAND. This wand is sleek, sexy, and powerful. It quickly made its way to the top of my favorites list within…

Mimic + Plus by Clandestine Devices

The Mimic + Plus is a stunning toy. When you take off the lid of the box this thing sings (not literally, but you know, choir of angels and all that shit). The bright magenta toy was snuggled into its perfectly formed cradle covered in a protective plastic shield with a sticker that says ‘hygiene…