Blush Novelties – Aria – Vibra Wand – Cerise

When I saw that Blush had a pink and lime toy I just HAD to get it, and I am so glad I did. This is definitely one of my favorite mini toys. This ultra mini wand is great for travel and for beginners. It packs a punch and it’s super discreet. This is a…

Satisfyer Pro Penguin

This was my first experience with an air pulse toy and I have to admit that I really enjoyed myself. I am extremely excited to try more! I originally bought this cutie because, well, look at it! It’s fucking adorable. It has a goddamn bow tie, how could I not buy it?! I was a…

Reece and Rose Mini Massage Wand

Ya girl got her first wand! I am in LOVE with this thing. The color was the first thing that drew me to it because teal is one of my favorite colors, but also, WAND. This wand is sleek, sexy, and powerful. It quickly made its way to the top of my favorites list within…

Blush Novelties – Rose – Lipstick Vibe

I am the queen of kitsch, so when I had the opportunity to try a vibrator that looks like lipstick, I was SOLD. This little beauty is like the ‘basic bitch’ of the vibrator world. There’s nothing fancy about it (but it’s SUPER pretty!) and it only has one speed…strong. This is a “I need…

Mimic + Plus by Clandestine Devices

The Mimic + Plus is a stunning toy. When you take off the lid of the box this thing sings (not literally, but you know, choir of angels and all that shit). The bright magenta toy was snuggled into its perfectly formed cradle covered in a protective plastic shield with a sticker that says ‘hygiene…

CalExotics Rechargeable Massager Kit

There is a little bit of information I should share before getting started. I’d never had a wand, Magic or otherwise. My first experiences with sex toys were usually vibrator/bullet related. I grew up thinking that masturbation was silly and gross, so every time I walked into a Sharper Image and saw the ‘personal body…

Trusty Vibe (Blush Novelties B Yours – My First Bullet, Silver/Black)

I want to tell you about Blush Novelties B Yours – My First Bullet, Silver Power Bullet. First off, I really hate the name ‘bullet’ for anything, especially something that goes near my body. What they should call this thing is “Holy Fucking Shit Orgasm Pod”…or something. My First Bullet is made of phthalate free…

GoodWipes Sensual Seduction (Rosewood, Vetiver, & Amber)

I will start things off by saying that I love where we are in this world (for the most part). The fact that packaging for women’s hygiene products can be this sassy, makes me so giddy. Pro tip to all companies out there, I will almost 100% buy your product if the packaging is bold,…

Good Clean Love Almost Naked Organic Lubricant (18+)

Good Clean Love Almost Naked Organic Personal Lubricant is only the third or fourth lubricant that I have tried in my life, but it is by far my favorite. It feels great, smells amazing, and tastes like candy. I will be going over my experience and some pros and (almost no) cons. When I went…