Paloqueth – Devil Eye – Triple Vibrator

The Paloqueth Devil Eye Triple Vibrator is probably the most interested toy I have ever tried. It’s a triple threat, literally. It has clitoral, vaginal, and anal stimulation. It’s just a really fun, unique, product. The Devil Eye Triple Vibrator is rechargeable via magnetic USB. Because of this, it is totally submersible for approximately 30…

Paloqueth – Wearable Vibrator

The Paloqueth Wearable Vibe is almost perfect. It’s long enough to fit inside of my labia, which is unusual. The part that goes inside, against the g-spot, is the perfect thickness and has the perfect structure. The clit sucking part is also very fun. The Wearable Vibe is magnetically rechargeable and waterproof. It has 4…

Sweet Vibrations – The Perfect Match

The perfect match is, quite literally, my perfect match. I usually hate rabbit vibes but this one was the first one I’ve ever been able to get off to the way it was intended. This whole company has been so wonderful. Even their packaging is gorgeous! Every toy comes with a nicely organized instruction packet,…

Blush – The Collection – Sweet Cream Classic Slim Vibe

The classic slim vibe from blush is actually my very first vibe like this, which is surprising to say because a lot of people’s first vibes are either the magic wand or something very similar to this. I love this toy SO much. It’s definitely staying in my collection for life! The classic slim vibe…

Hot Octopuss Amo

With my experience with the last Hot Octopuss product I was a little bit hesitant, but I was pleasantly surprised. The Amo is perfectly shaped, perfectly weighted, and hits all the areas that I need it to. This is definitely an amazing toy for any newbie or experienced user alike. The Amo is made of…

Scatter

You’ve got them all, by the ballscausin’ waterfallsStone wallsBar brawlsCommon stalls that cause ’em all To you they crawl, body sprawlSmokin’ Pall MallsClose call, stand tall Doll, you make them feel so smallAnd they love it! The boys wanna be her (The boys)The girls wanna be her (The girls)The boys wanna be her (The boys)The…

Vampire

Six A.M., Christmas morningNo shadows, no reflections hereLying cheek to cheek in your cold embrace So soft and so tragic as a slaughterhouseYou press the knife against your heartAnd say that, “I love youSo much you must kill me now.”I love youSo much you must kill me now If I was your vampire, certain as…

Rock Candy Toys – Sugar Daddy 5.5 & Sugar Stick

The Rock Candy Toys Suga’ Daddy and Suga’ Stick are, unfortunately, nothing to write home about. These are decent toys for newbies to the sex toy world or if you’re looking for super cheap options for dildos and vibrators. I was really not impressed, save for a few small details. The Suga’ Daddy 5.5 inch,…

Being a Squirter

First things first, I’m not here to tell you what squirting is. A few minutes on Google will bring up so many websites that will tell you, in way more detail, what squirting is and different ways to do it. I am simply going to tell you about my life as a squirter and what…

Reece and Rose Bat Man Cock Ring

Holy tickling ears, Batman! This is a really fun toy. It’s fun to look at and it’s fun to play with. It makes pretty colors and turns any dick into the ‘Dark Knight’. This toy will be the pièce de résistance to your night of kinky role play. The Bat Man Cock Ring is made…