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Zumio S

The Zumio S is like the younger sibling of the Zumio E and X. It’s much less intense, much more rumbly, and the larger silicone tip makes this lady’s clit VERY happy. This review is literally going to be short and sweet. I have absolutely no negatives about it.

The Zumio S is very similar to the E and the X. The travel cap and the base are made of ABS plastic, the mid section is made of a body safe silicone, and this Zumio has a short, flexible silicone stem. This version has the circular rotation tip movements, like the X. It is fully submersible due to the fact that it has a wireless charger. It takes approximately 2 hours to full charge and it lasts for ages. Use that time to test the 8 intensity patterns to see what works for you.

I love this toy so so much. Like I mentioned at the beginning, I have absolutely no negatives to say about the S. It’s quiet, it has a thick stem, the battery life is wonderful, and gets me off. That last detail is the part I love the most. Anything that gets me off with an orgasm that I actually enjoy is a winner in my book.

I would highly recommend the Zumio S to anyone who is interested in pinpoint stimulation toys and who are interested in Zumio. It’s a great starter toy from them because it’s not too intense and give you a great idea of what kinds of stimulation you love. The Zumio S is definitely my favorite Zumio product (so far…).


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I was sent the Zumio S for free from Zumio in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Zumio E

When I received the Zumio E I was very hesitant. After reviewing the Zumio X, I thought, maybe the Zumio products just aren’t for me. I mean, I’ve tried and loved so many other pinpoint stimulation toys, maybe I just didn’t need to be so fancy with it. Well, I was proven wrong. I do need to be a fancy bitch.

The Zumio E is basically the same as the original Zumio in build. The travel cap and the base are made of ABS plastic, the mid section is made of a body safe silicone, and this Zumio has a sturdy metal stem. The elliptical rotation has been added to this version and it’s amazing in this design. It is fully submersible due to the fact that it has a wireless charger. It takes approximately 2 hours to full charge but lasts freaking forever! Use that time to test the 8 intensity patterns to see what works for you.

The Zumio E stem is fantastic! Unlike the previous models, it is made of a solid metal, so the sensation is incredible. The shape has been improved as well. Now the stem has more of a curve AND the way that the end comes to a ‘paddle’ is actually the best thing I have experienced. Plus the shape of the stem give your nipples a really fun ride. You can move it around from the flat side to the slim edge to give wildly different sensations.

I have mentioned before that I have a really hard time having an orgasm, but not anymore…mostly. I have discovered that I really enjoy having my clit stroked from the very base up to the tip. With the paddle shape of the E, I am able to do that with EASE. Also, because it’s flat and not rounded, it doesn’t do as much slipping around, so I can get those really intense, concentrated strokes going.

There is really not much negative to say about the E. It’s a tad loud, but not nearly as loud as the X. Besides that, it’s almost the perfect toy. It’s sleek, submersible, ergonomic (light, easy buttons, etc), and it gives even the most complicated person (me), an incredible orgasm.

I would absolutely recommend the Zumio E to anyone who enjoys an incredibly intense and quick orgasm. It’s seriously one of the best toys I have ever experienced. While the price is a little steep, I ASSURE you it is worth it. You will get many a pleasure from this wonderful toy.


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I was sent the Zumio E for free from Zumio in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Romp Beat

I am in love with the design of the Romp line of toys. They’re all bright and cheery as well as pretty unique builds. It’s like the ‘cool and hip’ brand of sex toys. For the price and quality, you’re sure to want to try the whole, wonderful line! PLUS every toy comes with an adorable set of stickers and a really cool mini poster!

The Romp Beat is made of a silky smooth, body safe silicone, with an ABS plastic base. The whole toy is 6 inches, which is the perfect size (in my opinion!). It is rechargeable via pronged usb charger. Charge time is about 90 minutes with a usable time of between 90-120 minutes on the lowest setting. There are 6 vibration modes and 4 vibration patterns which you switch through by the single power button on the bottom. The toy is also completely waterproof, so you can use it during water fun!

The overall design of the Beat is so fun and unique. I absolutely love the bright colors and the really creative pattern they used on the main body design. The whole toy is super simple to use. There’s one button and one recharge plug, that’s it. The size is perfect and it’s actually quite quiet. Being discreet with this toy will not be an issue.

Unfortunately there isn’t much to say about it. It doesn’t really stand out vibration wise. While the colors are bright and the design is so fun, the mechanics are just average. Quality isn’t an issue due to the fact that it’s created by WowTech who makes Womanizer and WeVibe, but the Beat is just…ok. My major issue with it overall is that the vibrations travel through the whole toy, making the base difficult to hold onto for extended periods of time.

While I had some issues with the Beat, I would still recommend this toy to anyone. It’s only $25 and for that price you’ll be hard pressed to find a better quality toy. It’s a great toy for those just starting out or those of you who need a cheap, on the go toy.


If you’d still like to try it, you can get it HERE for 10% off using the code PINKSPACELIME


I was sent the Romp Beat for free by Betty’s Toy Box in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Alien Breeder by Hankey’s Toys

I’ve been wanting to expand my ‘pretty’ dildo collection and when Hankey’s Toys agreed to collaborate with me on a review, I was THRILLED. Not only did they give me their Alien Breeder dildo, but they also made it with custom colors! I am officially obsessed with this company. Hankey’s Toy’s is definitely going to be my go to for all my future anal training needs.

This highly textured xeno themed toy is made of a very soft silicone. If you don’t like soft toys, however, you can choose their medium firm option. I got the medium size, which is a total of 10.62 inches with an insertable length of 9.37 inches and a circumference of 8.75 (at the widest spot). This is a beastly toy. They actually warned me when choosing a toy that their toys are bigger than you’d expect. That’s quite the understatement.

I tried this toy for the first time on my OnlyFans and let me tell you, the look on my face when I put it inside me was wonderful. In the end I was only able to push it in to the beginning of the hump/knot in the middle, but what I could fit was…lovely. There were many a gasp and ‘oh, fucks!’.

One of the sides is completely smooth (similar to the Xenomorph head) and the other side is extremely textured. The attention to detail is incredible. All the little ‘vertebrae’ along the front and the sides created a wonderful sensation, and the small design at the back (see below) is engineered perfectly! When you swing the toy around, the little ridges contract and expand with the motions. When I noticed that I geeked out a little.

I was a bit worried that with all of the intricate details, it would be hard to clean, but that turned out not to be the case. Since the silicone I got is so soft I was easily able to use my toy cleaner to get in all the little spots. If you use a foaming cleaner you can really see it get into the little spaces, but using a non foaming cleaner I would recommend letting it all sit on the toy for a few moments, just in case.

After doing quite a bit of research and social media hunting on Hankey’s Toys, I started noticing an ‘anal’ trend. It seems like most of the toys (understandably so) are used for anal play. Not only is the size a challenge for vaginal penetration, but the base is also perfectly formed for that use, being thick and flared. I have yet to climb that mountain but I am VERY excited to. The textures and the lump…yummy!

I will absolutely be working with and/or buying more products from Hankey’s Toys in the future. I am in love with their attention to detail and the quality of their products. Just remember, these toys are for size queens. Hankey’s doesn’t do anything small.


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I was sent the Alien Breeder for free by Hankey’s Toys in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Phix Puckish

I love supporting smaller sexual wellness companies so when I got the opportunity to test the Phix Puckish, I was pretty exited. Its an adorable, discreet toy that is great for newbies and pros alike. Plus, like I’ve said before, I’m a sucker for nice packaging, and this toy comes with that, plus some.

The Puckish is made of a silky smooth silicone with a nice ABS plastic gold accent. It is USB rechargeable, which takes about 90 minutes, and the battery apparently lasts up to 6 hours, but I’m sure that entirely dependent on intensity. Speaking of, it has 3 intensity modes on the basic vibration, but it has 12 patterns overall. It is waterproof so washing it and using it in the shower is easy peasy.

I really enjoy the size of the Puckish. It’s only about 7 inches long, with an insertable length of approximately 5 inches. I also love where the motor is located. It’s right at the end, so all g-spot stimulation gets hit with the power and vibrations you need. I also used it as a clitoral vibe and that was pretty nice. Plus, the buttons are really easy to push, which can be both a positive and negative for some people.

The negatives are pretty…negative. The buttons I mentioned before are almost too easy to push and in an awful location for someone with larger hands. The power button is an easy one push on/off and I managed to do that more than once during my testing.

The design of the shaft is also pretty bad. The description says flexible, but I’m used to a nice wiggle or squish, not a full on bend in half. That was definitely something I was concerned with during play. It seemed like there just wasn’t enough support through the middle. You’ll be fine if you’re relatively gentle with it, though.

The vibrations are very powerful and I love it! Unfortunately they are a bit on the buzzy side for me, and might be for others as well. The various patterns are really nice and strong, so finding a pattern that you like shouldn’t be hard. I also found it hard to hold onto after a while, as the vibrations traveled into the grip.

The price of the Puckish is $49, which I feel is too high for this toy. I’ve had much nicer toys in the $30 range. The Puckish is fairly average and the quality is just ok. I love that it’s body safe, water proof, and that it has a really long battery life, but in reality it’s just a glorified dildo.


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Squeeze It (XR Brands) Squeezable Flexible Silicone Butt Plug – Medium

This review is coming at you a little late. I’ve been REALLY intimidated by this butt plug. After actually forgetting that I had it I immediately went to work on testing it. A friend said that I should call this blog post ‘My Eyes are Bigger Than My Ass’, which is really and truly accurate.

The Squeeze It Plug is made of body safe silicone and a thermo-reactive silexpan. You can easily stick it in the fridge to cool it down and harden it up, or put it in the microwave for a few seconds to get it body temperature and wonderfully pliable. This medium size is 4.3 inches long with an insertable length of 4 inches and a width of 2.5 inches. To compare, the Ballistic Metals Baby Sid Plug is only 2 inches at its width and I couldn’t get that one all the way in.

I actually really enjoyed the feel of this plug. The silkiness of the silicone was nice against my skin and the easy squish texture made the whole experience really comfortable. The gradual increase of size looks pretty intimidating (which it is) but because it’s a pretty slow climb, you can probably get there pretty easy. I wasn’t able to, but it is my GOAL to climb that mountain some day.

Unfortunately, the plug had some of the same issues as the Squeeze It Dildo. The directions say that it has a suction cup but if it does, I couldn’t figure it out. The base is relatively flat and didn’t have much of a curve to it. Also, where the outer silicone attaches to base silicone was already tearing, as was the case with the dildo. Another small issue I have is that when it came to me, it was squished on one side and the dimple that it created has been a permanent fixture on the plug.

Overall, this plug is very enjoyable. If the medium size scares you, Betty’s Toy Box has the full size range from small (2 inches) to large (3 inches). If you’re even braver, buy all 3 and do some serious anal training and gapeage. Either way, for only $25 you get a whole lot of plug to have fun with.


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I was sent the Squeeze It Squeezable Flexible Silicone Butt Plug for free by Betty’s Toy Box in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Sweet Vibrations Charmed Wand (Bluebell)

When I heard/saw that Sweet Vibrations was coming out with a wand, needless to say, I was ecstatic. After reviewing their Perfect Match and Tulips, I expected nothing but the best out of the Charmed. Unfortunately, that excitement was cut short as soon as I turned it on.

The Charmed is made of body safe, medical grade silicone. It is rechargeable vis magnetic USB which means it’s 100% waterproof. It takes approximately 90 minutes to charge and lasts a maximum of 120 minutes, depending on the intensity levels. There are 4 pattern settings and 4 intensity levels which can be navigated by the 3 buttons. One side of the wand head is smooth and round for the classic ‘wand’ feel, and the other side has a never-before-seen soft, silicone fin.

The positives can be summed up fairly quickly. The Charmed is the perfect size. The smooth head side is wonderful and smooth. Even with my belly and larger bits, I was easily able to navigate the wand around my labia and clit. The curve of the handle is great in both directions and the weight of it makes holding it really nice.

Unfortunately, there are a few more negatives than positives. This toy is loud. Maybe not as loud as some other wands, but it’s still pretty intense. Also, the placement of the buttons is…complicated. They are placed directly where someones hand and fingers would go. I found myself accidentally clicking them during a session multiple times, no matter which direction they were facing.

The fin, while interesting in theory, is not very practical. The only time I used it was to ‘test’ it. I never found a good position or motion to use it in. I honestly would have loved this toy much more without the the addition of it. As a rounded head, it would have been wonderful, maybe a bit plain, but much more usable.

In the end, with a price point of $45, it’s a pretty great deal. You get a really powerful wand that is fairly simple to use and is completely waterproof. While there are a few negatives, I would still recommend this toy if you love wands and clitoral vibes. Plus the sizes lends itself to easy travel and discreet usage.


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Tantus Cisco (Punk Rock Pink)

I need to preface this with, I am not a size queen. Especially not vaginally. I can get there anally, but it definitely takes a bit. So, when I received the Tantus Cisco from SheVibe, I was shook. I know I know, look at the description and the details of the product before requesting it, which I did, but 11.25 inches in my mind is MUCH smaller than what showed up at my door.

The Cisco is made of an ultra soft premium silicone. It is 100% body safe. Since it is such high quality, you can safely clean it in the dishwasher and by boiling it. The total length of it is 11.25 inches, 10.5 of that is insertable, and it has a width of 2.25 inches at the widest points. It’s definitely not a small toy!

In all honesty, I don’t have very much to say about it. It’s a wonderful toy. The color is vibrant, the texture and firmness of the silicone is so luxurious, and it’s really fun to play with. You can use it anally and/or vaginally and you’ll have a great time.

With the exception of the wiggliness of the toy (which really makes me giggle), I’d have to say my favorite thing about the Cisco is the ridges. Vaginally, the ridges make for an amazing sensation, both at the vaginal opening and against the g-spot. I was only able to get this big boy inside me to right before the 4th ring, but it was SO much fun. It’s even more fun playing with the size and ridges anally. It’s not a beginner anal toy, but it’s definitely something to work towards because it’s amazing!

I think the only negative thing I could even see, for me personally, was the lack of suction cup. I honestly would applaud any suction cup design that could hold up thing thing though. I would say it weighs at least 1.5 pounds!

If you’re looking for a extremely well made, beautiful, intimidating dildo, the Tantus Cisco is for you. If you’re not a fan of the pink, it also comes in lime green and black. Either way, I would highly recommend adding this to your collection, even if it is just to look at it, make it wiggle, or throw it at your enemies.


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KISSTOY – C-King Clitoris Stimulator

I never thought I would fall so in love with another pinpoint toy. After reviewing other pinpoint stimulation toys, such as the Noje Quiver (my original favorite pinpoint toy) and then the Zumio X, I was a bit skeptical of the C-King by KISSTOY. All of that skepticism went out the window as soon as I turned it on!

The C-King is made of a silky smooth ABS plastic and is 100% waterproof for water time fun. There are 5 different vibration speeds that range from ‘oh yeah!’ to ‘oh fuck!’. It takes approximately 2 hours for it to charge and has a use time of up to 90 minutes.

I am blown away by the charging of this toy. Yes, it has a magnetic USB charger like the Quiver and technically the Zumio X, but that’s not all! The C-King comes with a very sturdy travel case, which ALSO doubles as a charging stand! You can charge the toy on its own with just the USB cable or in the travel case (cover on or off!) I’m getting very excited talking about this, so bear with me.

This toy is also EXTREMELY quiet! The first time I turned it on, I was worried that it was broken. I couldn’t hear it! I actually had to put my ear up to it for there to be any intense noise. It is legitimately the first time I have received a toy with ‘whisper mode’ that actually holds to that descriptor! The previous pinpoint toys were an absolute let down in that regards.

The tips (yes plural) are mind blowing! While the main tip is about the same length as the Quiver, it has the roundness of the Zumio X, but it’s a perfect combination of both. The silicone caps that come with it are actually the best thing to happen to my clit, and nipples. The rounded cap makes the tip larger and the vibrations much more rumbly instead of intensely buzzy like the previous two pinpoint toys. The cap that (to me) looks like a kitty head is wonderful on my nipples. The curve perfectly encapsulates the tips and drives me nuts!

The orgasms this thing gives me are incredible. I thought the Quiver gave me great orgasms, but the last time I used the C-King, I came TWICE, in 5 MINUTES! For me, that is ridiculous. I had no complications with its size, shape, nothing. My larger than average clit is pleased, my belly doesn’t get in the way, and the decibels allow me to use this toy in peace without disturbing my partner (even while locked in a studio apartment during the pandemic!)

If I were to say anything negative about the C-King it’s that maybe the handle vibrates a bit too much. When it’s on the highest setting, things in the upper part of the grip go a bit tingly. Also, the button to turn it on is a press and hold for 3 seconds power button. In comparison to the Zumio X single press, this toy might be a bit more difficult for people who have a hard time with finger/hand pressure.

Out of all of the pinpoint stimulation toys, this is by FAR my favorite. It gives me incredible orgasms, it’s mostly fully body inclusive, plus it’s so pretty and sleek! In the battle for pinpoint, the C-King is…well…King (even though I absolutely abhor gender titled sex toys *eye roll*)


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I was sent the KISSTOY C-King for free by BestVibe in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

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Spareparts Hardware Joque Harness (Black) XS-5X + Wet For Her Strap-On Dildo Five (Pink)

Wet for Her was kind enough to send me the Joque Harness (size B) by Spareparts Hardware and the Dildo Five by them. This is the first strap-on set that I have ever had and I LOVE them. This combo is perfect for beginners and experts. I couldn’t have asked for a better starter set.

Strap-On Dildo Five

The dildo is pretty amazing for a non gendered insertable toy. It’s made of a velvety smooth, body safe silicone and the firmness of it is on the softer end of firm, so it definitely has some flexibility, but not enough to ruin the moment by having it flop all over the place. The dimensions of the Medium are 5.1 inches by 1.38 inches. Plus it’s got a slight curve upwards, so it’s great for hitting all the spots.

I was a bit put off by the lack of suction cup, but I very quickly learned that it was absolutely unnecessary. The base is extremely wide and firm, so in a solo play session, I was able to thrust it into myself with a quickness without loosing momentum. A lot of suction cup dildos’ bases are usually too flimsy to keep grip, so it’s fairly easy to lose momentum.

I also noticed that, even though the base is rather thick, the vibration transference is wonderful! Putting a wand or simple vibrator at the base allows you to transform this fairly basic dildo into a delightfully rumbly toy.

Joque Harness

The Joque Harness is WONDERFUL! It’s really comfortable and super easy to use. The size B version that I received fits waist sizes 35-65 inches. There is also a size A version that fits 20-50 inches. The fact that all sized bodies can enjoy this harness makes my heart flutter.

The straps that go around your thighs are slightly stretchy and there is a sliding adjustment thing, so no matter how big your thighs are, you’ll be able to fit through these holes. The waist portion is the only place that get slightly tricky. It’s tightened by Velcro so you have to bunch up the section until it’s tight then you have to secure it before repeating on the other side.

Placing a toy inside the o-ring is super easy. All you do is unfold the flaps that rest against the body and shove the toy through the hole. Unfortunately, the o-ring is not all that flexible and it is not interchangeable. It only fits dildos up to 2 inches wide, so if you’re looking to use a monster dong on someone, you’re gonna have to find an alternative.


Overall, the quality and comfort of both of these products is spot on. They’re usable for all body types and allow for hours of fun. You can use the Dildo Five by yourself or with a partner super easily, and you can wear the harness proudly, knowing that you’ll have complete control of the toy you’re using.


You can get the Wet For Her Dildo Five HERE and you can get the Joque Harness HERE!


I was sent the Joque Harness by Spareparts Hardware and the Dildo Five for free by Wet for Her in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!