No More Wet Spot – 50" x 60" Reversible, Waterproof Blanket

I am absolutely in love with the No More Wet Spot waterproof blanket. As most of you know, I am a squirter. I was sick and tired of having to mop up my mattress with towels and having to wash my sheets multiple times a week. The NMWS blanket has changed everything! The No More…

Zumio X

The first time I used this toy, was awkward. For some reason the battery only lasted about 10 minutes. Luckily, after a second full charge, everything sorted itself out and my experience was much more…pleasurable. Plus, any toy that makes me cum twice, no matter how difficult, is solid in my book. The Zumio X…

Paloqueth – Wearable Vibrator

The Paloqueth Wearable Vibe is almost perfect. It’s long enough to fit inside of my labia, which is unusual. The part that goes inside, against the g-spot, is the perfect thickness and has the perfect structure. The clit sucking part is also very fun. The Wearable Vibe is magnetically rechargeable and waterproof. It has 4…

Sweet Vibrations – The Perfect Match

The perfect match is, quite literally, my perfect match. I usually hate rabbit vibes but this one was the first one I’ve ever been able to get off to the way it was intended. This whole company has been so wonderful. Even their packaging is gorgeous! Every toy comes with a nicely organized instruction packet,…

Scatter

You’ve got them all, by the ballscausin’ waterfallsStone wallsBar brawlsCommon stalls that cause ’em all To you they crawl, body sprawlSmokin’ Pall MallsClose call, stand tall Doll, you make them feel so smallAnd they love it! The boys wanna be her (The boys)The girls wanna be her (The girls)The boys wanna be her (The boys)The…

Budget Kink

We all want to spice up our sex life once in a while, but sometimes we just don’t have the means to get super fancy. That’s why I’m writing this post. I want you to be able to have as much fun as possible, in and out of the bedroom, with your partner(s). I know…

(Q&A) Can you tell me more about strap-ons?

This is one of the topics that I, unfortunately, know nothing about. Because of that, I reached out to fellow sex bloggers for the information. I was super grateful to @kelvinsparks_ for helping me out on this one! So, put simply, a strap-on is a combination of a toy used for penetration (usually a dildo),…

Being a Squirter

First things first, I’m not here to tell you what squirting is. A few minutes on Google will bring up so many websites that will tell you, in way more detail, what squirting is and different ways to do it. I am simply going to tell you about my life as a squirter and what…

How Much Sex is ‘Normal’? (BTS #2)

Question: How much sex is normal? I have said this so many times, especially when it comes to sex and kink, there is no such thing as normal. Normal is whatever you want it to be. If you’re married with 3 kids, ‘normal’ might be once a month. If you’re newly dating someone you find…

Bed Geek Play:Three

The Bed Geek Play:Three is their newest wand evolution after the Play:One and, obviously, the Play:Two. It features a diamond shape pattern on the handle and a smaller, more powerful, head. There are so many options to play with on this thing. You’ll never get bored! The Play:Three is made of medical grade silicone and…