I’ve been wanting to expand my ‘pretty’ dildo collection and when Hankey’s Toys agreed to collaborate with me on a review, I was THRILLED. Not only did they give me their Alien Breeder dildo, but they also made it with custom colors! I am officially obsessed with this company. Hankey’s Toy’s is definitely going to be my go to for all my future anal training needs.
This highly textured xeno themed toy is made of a very soft silicone. If you don’t like soft toys, however, you can choose their medium firm option. I got the medium size, which is a total of 10.62 inches with an insertable length of 9.37 inches and a circumference of 8.75 (at the widest spot). This is a beastly toy. They actually warned me when choosing a toy that their toys are bigger than you’d expect. That’s quite the understatement.
I tried this toy for the first time on my OnlyFans and let me tell you, the look on my face when I put it inside me was wonderful. In the end I was only able to push it in to the beginning of the hump/knot in the middle, but what I could fit was…lovely. There were many a gasp and ‘oh, fucks!’.
One of the sides is completely smooth (similar to the Xenomorph head) and the other side is extremely textured. The attention to detail is incredible. All the little ‘vertebrae’ along the front and the sides created a wonderful sensation, and the small design at the back (see below) is engineered perfectly! When you swing the toy around, the little ridges contract and expand with the motions. When I noticed that I geeked out a little.
I was a bit worried that with all of the intricate details, it would be hard to clean, but that turned out not to be the case. Since the silicone I got is so soft I was easily able to use my toy cleaner to get in all the little spots. If you use a foaming cleaner you can really see it get into the little spaces, but using a non foaming cleaner I would recommend letting it all sit on the toy for a few moments, just in case.
After doing quite a bit of research and social media hunting on Hankey’s Toys, I started noticing an ‘anal’ trend. It seems like most of the toys (understandably so) are used for anal play. Not only is the size a challenge for vaginal penetration, but the base is also perfectly formed for that use, being thick and flared. I have yet to climb that mountain but I am VERY excited to. The textures and the lump…yummy!
I will absolutely be working with and/or buying more products from Hankey’s Toys in the future. I am in love with their attention to detail and the quality of their products. Just remember, these toys are for size queens. Hankey’s doesn’t do anything small.
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