The Butters Hygienics Co. Lube Trio

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After reviewing the Soothing Body Lotion and the PMS Rescue, I gladly accepted the offer to review the Butters Lube Sampler. I have heard so many amazing things about all of the lubes from The Butters, so to finally get the chance to test them all is wonderful. I am a true Butters convert!

If you’re more of a visual person, I have started making review videos on my Instagram! The video review for this trio is up now!

Palm Grease

Palm grease, AKA the lube for ‘dick stroking, fist fucking, and other high viscosity needs’. This lube is so multi functional. It’s the thickest Butters lube that you can get and it lasts a good long while. You can use this for all your sexual needs as well as bodily needs. It’s great for your skin because of the natural fatty acids and smooths even the roughest hands.

Cocoa Butter Lube

If you’ve tried any cocoa butter product you know how amazing it smells, and this is no different. The Cocoa Butter Lube is fantastic, although undoubtedly my least favorite of the bunch. It takes a bit of heat to get this lube moving but once it does, it works like a charm. This is a great option for those of you who have various allergies and have a hard time finding a lube.

Aloe and Shea Lube

The Aloe and Shea Butter Lube is my favorite, for a good reason, it’s the original! This was the first lube that The Butters created. They’ve reformulated it to make it that much more incredible. It’s definitely the lightest and loosest of the batch, which doesn’t make it easy for hardcore sex usage, but it feels the best on my skin. It’s so silky and luxurious!


Get the Palm Grease HERE

Get the Cocoa Butter Lube HERE

Get the Aloe and Shea Lube HERE


I was sent The Butters Lube Sampler Pack for free from The Butters Hygienics in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

The Butters Hygienics – Soothing Cocoa Butter Body Lotion w/ Lavender and Tea Tree Oil

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I have been trying to branch out into other type of product reviews while still sticking to my original theme of body positivity, self love, and body safe products. The Butters reached out to me again and asked if I wanted to review another item, so I jumped at the chance to do some branching. As you can tell from 99% of my site, I don’t review very many ‘vanilla’ products, but here we go!

The item that I ended up choosing was the ‘Soothing Cocoa Butter Body Lotion‘. I know that a lot of you need to have other ways of pampering your body besides masturbation, so I thought, why not feel, and smell, like a million bucks?! Plus with the lavender and tea tree oils, you’ll definitely be relaxed.

The Soothing Body lotion has a base of cocoa butter, with additional added (natural and vegan) ingredients such as vitamin C and E, olive and grape seed oils, aloe, plus good ol’ coconut oil. This combination of oils plus the added ‘soothing’ power of lavender and tea tree oils makes for a wonderful experience.

Upon ordering this particular product from The Butters store, I was warned that I would most likely have to spend a little bit of time warming up the bottle with my body heat before it was going to be easily squeezable. When you use thicker creams and oils such as cocoa butter and coconut oil, they do tend to be a bit temperamental based on temperature, but this turned out not to be an issue. When I received the bottle, I was immediately able to squeeze the stuff out and use it with no problems.

Upon first squeeze I was a bit worried, simple based on consistency, but this turned out to be so far from my mind once I rubbed the golden goodness around in my palm. What starts out as a pretty awkward pile of congealed lotion, quickly turns into a luxurious, creamy, fragrant, and spreadable lotion.

Personally, I used this lotion mostly for tummy and elbow hybration, but I also tested it on other problem areas of my body. After shaving I used it as a soothing balm and my skin felt incredible. Plus I did notice I had much fewer ingrown hairs than I usually do. Not sure if this was because of this lotion specifically, or if I just need to start lotioning after shaving, but either way, I was thrilled.

The bottle states that this product is great for everything from itchy/dry skin, to bug bites, and I believe it! I have extremely dry elbows and after using this product for a few days, they were back to normal. Plus the design of the bottle with the nifty little loop at the top and the thinness allows it to be taken on any type of adventure, whether you’re running to the store or hiking through the woods.

I would sincerely recommend this product from The Butters. So far I’ve tried this plus the PMS Rescue and I have yet to be really disappointed. Being a small business that makes all their products by hand, you know you’ll be getting quality and, as the labels state, love with each order.


I was sent the Soothing Cocoa Butter Body Lotion for free by The Butters Hygienics in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!

The Butters Hygienics – PMS Rescue with Sage, Epsom, and Evening Primrose

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I was on the hunt for some more small businesses to work with when I got in contact with The Butters. They asked which product I was interested in reviewing. After telling them that I have PCOS, they recommended me trying the PMS Rescue Cream, and it was better than I could have imagined!

PMS Rescue is hand made using all vegan ingredients. There are an abundance luxurious oils like coconut, soy, and grape seed. To make things even softer, they add in aloe and shea. There are many other incredible ingredients, but to make this the PMS Rescue, they add Epsom Salt, Peppermint, Neem, Evening Primrose, Clary Sage, and Lemongrass.

When I used this, I had some back pain and cramps. When I went to sleep, I rubbed this all over my lower back and pelvic area. The smell of this cream lulled me right to sleep and I slept amazing! I woke up feeling refreshed and my skin had never felt better.

Unfortunately, there is one big negative to this product. Since all the materials and ingredients are natural, with no added chemicals, the smell that I woke up to the next morning was not entirely pleasant. I’m not sure why or what happened. When using this cream specifically, make sure you’re able to continually rub it in, cover it with another cream, and/or wash it off before letting it sit on you for an extremely extended period of time.

Even with the not so pleasant morning after smell, after trying this product, you can bet your moisturized behind that I will soon be stocking my home with as many Butters products that I can. I love supporting small businesses even more so when all of the products are hand made! There is so much love put into every single bottle. Please, try The Butters for yourself!


I was sent the PMS Rescuese for free by The Butters Hygienics in exchange for my honest review. If you wish for me to review one or more of your products, contact me! I would love to hear from you!